Dawon Is Late For The Holidays, Love You Jesus But F Them, Holiday Song Bracket 2025

2025-12-22

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, COMMUNITEA! Auntea Kerel and Auntea Jerrell hold down the fort while Auntea Dawon battles the world's worst Airbnb Wi-Fi. We're kicking things off with a therapy session on "Holiday Late-ness"—is the 5-minute grace period real, or was your dad a "if you aren't an hour early, you're late" kind of man? We also dive into the dark side of the season: Retail Trauma. We talk about why hearing All I Want For Christmas Is You for the 500th time in a shift is a trigger, and why we all owe Jesus a 20-year-overdue apology for the lies we told to skip Bible study.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, COMMUNITEA! Auntea Kerel and Auntea Jerrell hold down the fort while Auntea Dawon battles the world's worst Airbnb Wi-Fi.

We're kicking things off with a therapy session on "Holiday Late-ness"—is the 5-minute grace period real, or was your dad a "if you aren't an hour early, you're late" kind of man?

We also dive into the dark side of the season: Retail Trauma. We talk about why hearing All I Want For Christmas Is You for the 500th time in a shift is a trigger, and why we all owe Jesus a 20-year-overdue apology for the lies we told to skip Bible study.

Plus, the Aunteas go head-to-head in their Holiday Music Bracket 2025, debating which Christmas song truly deserves the crown.

Grab your tea, hot cocoa, and egg nog and settle in ☕!

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00:00 Holiday Intro

01:23 3008, you so 2000 & Late

07:05 Holiday Music

09:14 Retail Experiences During the Holidays

13:02 Sorry Jesus!

15:16 Ordinary People

17:59 Holiday Traditions and Personal Touches

20:17 Navigating Gift-Giving Dynamics

29:26 New Internet for Christmas