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On this episode of Beach Cops, Ryan reveals that his goofy wife won’t stop doing prairie dog noises, and it’s driving him insane. There‘s some kidney selling talk, and then Andy reveals an industry secret that a big time producer and friend of Ari Shaffir‘s is very concerned about Ari's out of control hemorrhoids. Andy pleads for more writing assignments, and they roast the Penn State dog professor (he's a man, not a dog...just listen to eliminate any confusion).
Slop Quest 29: Cheese Caves
Slop Quest 28: Black Out
Slop Quest 27: Mommy Farticles
Slop Quest 26: Hard as a Johnson
Slop Quest 25: Double Tap
Slop Quest 24: McGruff the Lie Dog
Slop Quest 23 : Bang Busters
The Pork Report 22: AI Whole Foods
The Pork Report 21: Black Attack
The Pork Report 20: P.T. Barnum
The Pork Report 19: Boeing Boeing Gone
The Pork Report 18: Spinal Poverty
The Pork Report 17: Black Hole Safari
The Pork Report 16: Diddy's Wonka Garden
The Pork Report 15 Mount Smelleverest
The Pork Report 14: You'll Drink Your Teeth, No Sticky, No Crunchy
The Pork Report 13: Hog Wild
The Pork Report 12: Duke of Earl w/Big Earl Skakel
The Pork Report 11: Dark Tirades
The Pork Report 10: Seafood Tower Anxiety
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