This week, the elves cover the 2019, theatrical film, Last Christmas - based on the Wham! song of the same name. If you've yet to see this film but plan to at some point, we urge you to pause this episode, go watch, and come back to finish the episode, because this is one movie you want to go into blind if at all possible! In a rare occurrence, Thom and Anthony find their opinions in sync when it comes to this very literal film adaptation of a song they love, while Julia stands on an island alone. As for how they feel about it, however? You'll have to listen to find out! Also discussed this episode: Coronavirus, Disney's upcoming Honey I Shrunk the Kids sequel, the soon-to-be-released Hocus Pocus board game, a possible new ranking system for the movies we cover, and the hosts' favorite Christmas things - from smells, to tastes. So settle in, relax, and enjoy!
First Off, The Barn Elf Doesn't Like Changes To The Barn. (There's Something in the Barn)
Our Tale Starts The Same Coming Out Of The Gate, But This Time We're Adding Just One Twist Of Fate. (The Mean One)
Once You're Real, You Can't Become Unreal. (The Velveteen Rabbit [2023])
'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Before The Bad Guys Turned Good, When All Through The City, They Cased Each And Every Neighborhood. (The Bad Guys: A Very Bad Holiday)
Chestnuts Roasting And Marshmallows Toasting, Let's Put The Year Under The Tree! (Shaun the Sheep: The Flight Before Christmas)
For Me, Christmas Is All About The Gifts. And If You're A Kid, Your Only Goal Is To Maximize The Amount Of Presents You Get On The Big Day. (Diary of A Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever)
Hippity Hoppin', Easter's On Its Way! (Here Comes Peter Cottontail)
Perfect! Christmas At The Sizzler! (Frasier [2023] - Season 1 - Episode 10 - Reindeer Games)
Nothing Says "Merry Christmas" Like A Hostage Situation! (Reba - Season 2 - Episode 10 - Cookies For Santa)
Try As They Will And Try As They Might, Who Steals Me Gold Won't Live Through The Night! (Leprechaun)
Okay Then, Don't Do It For Dad. Do It For Mom. Look, She's Really Bummed Out Right Now And It's All Just 'Cause Christmas Is Messed Up. (Ted - Season 1 - Episode 6 - Loud Night)
Vampires Probably Not That Big On Christmas, Now That I Think About It. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 3 - Episode 10 - Amends)
Christmas Is About People Spending Money They Don't Have On Gifts That People Don't Want. (With Love, Christmas)
Well, Christmas Is Coming And I Think I Need Your Help. (12 Gifts of Christmas)
The Holidays Don't Have To Be Perfect. (Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!)
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Behold, They Shall Call Him Immanuel - God With Us! (Journey to Bethlehem)
You See, History Is Not Simply The Study Of The Past. It Is An Explanation Of The Present. (The Holdovers)
You Make Wishes And I Make Them Come True. It’s How This Whole Thing Works. (Genie)
Santa Farts Smell Like Cinnamon. (Dashing Through the Snow)
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