FF Week 5: Bitch Slap VS Dirtius-Maximus

It is week 5 in our fantasy league and we go up against Dirtius-Maximus. It's going to be a close call for us with a current projection of 51% to 49% chance to win this week. Good news is that Pummel Urass (Ben) is projected to lose and he is currently in 1st place. So if he loses and we win, we will be in 1st place and there is currently no better time than now to take all men down and put them in their place while women sit at the top. *mic drop*