Les is excited that Christmas movies are coming soon, Jason is excited to watch Killer Contractor, and Kurt is excited by the prospect of murdering someone by not building a structure to code. Then, before doing a breakdown of this week's movie, the guys objectify some presidential candidates, as one does. And finally, they get to The College Admissions Scandal, Lifetime's Ripped-from-the-headlines take on the scandal that is the very bread and butter of this podcast. But make no mistake, this is totally not about Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman, William H. Macy, Olivia Jade and Rick Singer. Except it really totally IS about them (especially Rick Singer), only with different names and some un-good proof of soccer. Because you're gay for the stay of this episode, you'll find out that Kurt witnessed Cousin Larry's anger at an un-muted cell phone, Les did NOT do time with Heidi Fleiss, Jason almost talked a friend in declaring mutiny on Disney's The Jungle Cruise, and all three weigh the differences between polyamory and polygamy!
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A Chef’s Deadly Revenge Serves up Zero Tension and a Whole Lotta Pig
The Legend of the Lost Locket Is As Big a Mystery as Learning Exactly What The Schmoo Is
Million Dollar Lethal Listing Hits the Market Thanks to Jackee Harry, Meredith Thomas, and a Homeowner That’s All To Eager to Let Squatters Stay in HIs Home
Killer Cheer Mom Denise Richards Snoops the Old Fashioned Way And Takes On Max from Hart to Hart
Lindsay Lohan Has an Irish Wish to Get in a Netflix Loop Group with the Illuminati to Get in the Bible or Win a Golden Globe
Guiding Les through Guiding Emily, a Cautionary Tale about Fiber and Ambien
It’s Worse to Have a Nut Allergy on Bathhouse Row Than It is to be Betrayed by My Bridesmaid
An American in Austen Tries to Invoke Jane Austen as Directed by Brian DePalma Starring Sarah Ferguson
Woman with the Red Lipstick Brings the Black Hoodie back to Lifetime for Some Pogo Sticking!
Winter Castle Features the Most Heinous Villain We’ve Ever Seen in a Movie, and Not Because She would’ve Saltburn-ed Someone
The Wrong Life Coach Can’t Even Help You Avoid a Bat… Or fromTaking Boudoir Photos at Olan Mills with Meredith Thomas
Dying for Fame Because Stalkers Work in Teams That Post All of Their Moves on Reddit
Melissa McCarthy Unleashed a Genie Out of the Box Because These Wish Rules Are Chaotic as the Klumps
Ladies of the 80’s: A Divas Christmas Features Incredible Tales of Craft Services Tables From Years Past
Hallmark’s A Merry Scottish Christmas is Basically Succession if Lacey Chabert and Scott Wolf Don’t Want the Empire
Gay Icon Burt Young is Roomies with Corey Haim Because Everything in the 80’s was Problematic
The Moonlighting Pilot Triggers a ConversationAbout Nazis and Gay Nightclubs That Should Not Miss
Suzanne Somers in Three’s Company - Chrissy and the Guru
Notorious Cheers Spinoff (That Isn’t Frasier) The Tortellis Features a Cameo from Barbie co-star Rhea Perlman
Dr. Seuss’ Halloween is Grinch Night is nothing but Class and Cocaine and Smelly Wind
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