Your offensively second-talented hosts have been rejoicing in an Energy Quotient rating of 4.97 this month, while clearing the very lowest bar of brass-necked press relations with a dizzyingly sanitised Tower Of Power and some mysterious guitar noodlimen. Returning from his busman's holiday aboard the Bisto awards gravy-train, Mike's been a fresh whirlwind of self-destructive thought-crimes, performing his artisanal lead-time lament to the accompaniment of sweaty, loincloth-clad Taiko drummers and the world's slowest kick line. Jon's also been breaking the ice with fully sustainable Foley alternatives, while delivering one-finger churn via pre-boxed ghost-note pot pourri and audio umami. Plus, they've both been competing with The Alien Guitar Womb Hive Mind to smoosh the world's biggest bubble, slam-dunk multiple tubas, and translate 'croissant' into English. As voids go, it's 100% presentation and 0% noise, give or take an extended nautical metaphor.
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PSTB #54: Project Studio 54, life-threatening Nickelback, and a Fun Lovin’ Criminal
PSTB #53: One-of-one-so-far space-vinyl, swearing by proxy, and Ray Of Sunshine Against The Machine
PSTB #52b: Episode? What episode?
PSTB #52: Googlewhack drum enhancement, iPod Skywalker, and The CPU Sizzler
PSTB #51: Martian breakfast, lip-sync ballet, and The Dukes Of Haphazard
PSTB #50: MIDI boiled eggs, exploding headpumps, and other unskeptical noisies
PSTB #49: Agent-swap Bumble, herringbone origami, and Bela Fleck’s musical chicken
PSTB #48: The Tamagotchi recorder, BV shred-concealment, and a fretless foghorn
PSTB #47: Screamo ceilidh, the anti-Donda, and toothbrush orchestration
PSTB #46: GRAMMIES SPECIAL! (feat. WYSIWYG Doja and The Abbanator)
PSTB #45: Proto-Twitter, snorkelling mimes, and The Magic Of Pegasus
PSTB #44: Sleighbellitis, infrabeer, and The Rebeccaverse!
PSTB #43c: Jon‘s first single has landed! Yay!
PSTB #43b: Sharks and Muppets
PSTB #43a: Steak and potatoes (a capella) and Flamenco wrestling
PSTB #43: Karmic blunderbusses, a purring cheetah, and curated nothing
PSTB #42: Granstein, Bing Kerching, and The Quirkening
PSTB #41: Hula mics, spy pencils, and 2W of pure power
PSTB #40: A floppy screw, surefire noob tests, and Clarkson overwhelm
PSTB #40-ish: Mind the stop-gap!
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