The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe a UFO above Scotland’s A70 road. Two men. One lonely evening delivering a package. How often is a lothario successful? We have two witnesses today so of course, it is surprisingly difficult to get the facts straight. Garry breaks UFO Abduction Avoidance rule 1.01: he drives in to the light beam. That’s right next to ‘do not drop trousers.’ For those curious, the usual path to confirmation that injuries are caused by aliens is as follows: paracetamol, aspirin, nurofen, ibuprofen, morphine, MRI, spinal tap, aliens, regression therapy, own research group. Also today, Moonwalker discloses that he has been glamour modelling for a clothing brand aka reputable adult website. That’s right, Moonwalker has been on the catwalk, the catwalk, yeah... He’s, too sexy for his hoodie... Right Said Moonie. During today’s case some unusual details are uncovered as to what transpired during the alleged abduction. MiB voyeurs, anyone? Most importantly, today, we establish that Garry is not very good. All that and more on this weeks file.
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