Hello Gorgeous Creeps!
I hope you are well. If this is the first time you've clicked on my face then allow me to introduce myself. My name is Piano Teeth and I am the voice inside your head. I have no skin and so sit in the bath drinking bleach all day, with a toad called Jasper. After a bottle or two my brain cracks and I am plunged into a story. Which I would now like to share with you.
In this wonderfully funny, surprising episode, we are introduced to Steve, who doesn't look like a hero at all. After Steve starts hearing a voice that seems to narrate his every action he is suddenly thrown into a reluctant adventure. He is forced to fight an evil perverted Warlord, confront his parent's death, train to be a warrior, realise his friend is a wizard, and ride around on a chain-smoking horse. However, Steve begins to question where this mysterious voice is coming from and begins to realise that not all is as it seems. Sometimes the bravest thing is to not be a hero at all. Join Steve on his reluctant journey. Featuring; Polar Bears, Goblins, a giant Sea-Gull, a dick-shaped axe, horses, Wizards, Quests, Destiny, Swords, Cups of Tea, evil storytellers and unlikely friendships.
If you like what you hear and want to contribute to my bleach fund then go to https://ko-fi.com/pianoteeth and you can drop some coins in my purse.
As ever; LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW, SHARE.
Created by Piano Teeth
Sound design by Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat)
Artwork by Chris R. Wright (@chrisrwright)
Feel free to follow me on your socials @the_piano_teeth.
And if you would like to send in any pictures/ drawings/ nudes/ poems or other forms of creativity inspired by my dulcet tones in your ears then head on over to https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/
Contact me about anything at pianoteethis@gmail.com.
I can't wait to trickle around your mind. Be Well.
Piano Teeth
14. MOTORWAY PIRATES
13. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 3
12. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 2
11. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 1
10. TREEVENGE
9. KILL YOUR LANDLORD
8. SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S MAGIC CANS
7. I AM KING ARTHUR
6. THE MAGIC SHEEP
5. NELSON MANDELA'S HARDCORE MIX-TAPE FT. TOM WAITS MEDITATION
4. FOX HUNTERS
2. CIRCUS FREAKS
1. THE ORANGUTANGO
Piano Teeth Teaser Trailer
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