Happy Christmas Eve, everybody! Can you believe tomorrow’s the big day and that Santa’s already set out on his annual trip!?
To celebrate the occasion, please enjoy our annual Christmas Eve story, in which the elves read Ivan Cohen's "Batman Returns: One Dark Christmas Eve", the children's adaptation of the Tim Burton holiday classic, "Batman Returns", illustrated by J.J. Harrison! While this storybook is written to be read to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen", have no fear - the elves have no intention of making your ears bleed today and thus don't sing the tale as it's meant to be delivered!
So take a break from the wrapping, settle back with your favorite holiday drink beside your Christmas tree in order to bask in its glow, and enjoy!
As always, thanks for your love and support, y’all! Make sure to check your feeds tomorrow - Monday, December 25th, Christmas Day itself - for our episode on season two of the legacy sequel series, "The Santa Clauses"!
Have a very Merry Christmas! We hope you have an amazing one, filled with food, drinks, laughter, and loved ones, and we hope that the big man in red brings you everything you asked for! We're looking forward to counting down to Christmas 2024 with all of y'all! 🎅🏻🎄🎁 🦌🦉⛄️🚂🔔 🤶🏻 🎀 ❄️
'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Before The Bad Guys Turned Good, When All Through The City, They Cased Each And Every Neighborhood. (The Bad Guys: A Very Bad Holiday)
Chestnuts Roasting And Marshmallows Toasting, Let's Put The Year Under The Tree! (Shaun the Sheep: The Flight Before Christmas)
For Me, Christmas Is All About The Gifts. And If You're A Kid, Your Only Goal Is To Maximize The Amount Of Presents You Get On The Big Day. (Diary of A Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever)
Hippity Hoppin', Easter's On Its Way! (Here Comes Peter Cottontail)
Perfect! Christmas At The Sizzler! (Frasier [2023] - Season 1 - Episode 10 - Reindeer Games)
Nothing Says "Merry Christmas" Like A Hostage Situation! (Reba - Season 2 - Episode 10 - Cookies For Santa)
Try As They Will And Try As They Might, Who Steals Me Gold Won't Live Through The Night! (Leprechaun)
Okay Then, Don't Do It For Dad. Do It For Mom. Look, She's Really Bummed Out Right Now And It's All Just 'Cause Christmas Is Messed Up. (Ted - Season 1 - Episode 6 - Loud Night)
Vampires Probably Not That Big On Christmas, Now That I Think About It. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 3 - Episode 10 - Amends)
Christmas Is About People Spending Money They Don't Have On Gifts That People Don't Want. (With Love, Christmas)
Well, Christmas Is Coming And I Think I Need Your Help. (12 Gifts of Christmas)
The Holidays Don't Have To Be Perfect. (Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!)
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Behold, They Shall Call Him Immanuel - God With Us! (Journey to Bethlehem)
You See, History Is Not Simply The Study Of The Past. It Is An Explanation Of The Present. (The Holdovers)
You Make Wishes And I Make Them Come True. It’s How This Whole Thing Works. (Genie)
Santa Farts Smell Like Cinnamon. (Dashing Through the Snow)
May The Name Mad Santa Cause Fear In People For Hundreds Of Years. (The Santa Clauses: Season 2)
Look’s Like Someone’s Been Rubbing The Partridge. (Candy Cane Lane)
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