This week on the Carolina Snowflakes Podcast we’re filing a petition to replace the Diddler of York, Prince Andrew---with ourselves. Can we do a better job of being the Queen’s son than Andy? Does a Sasquatch shit in the woods? Obviously.
Longtime listeners of our show know that we have a deep appreciation for all things British and that we’ve been on a quest for knighthood for a few years now. Since Prince Andrew was recently stripped of his military titles and royal patronage by his own mom, we figure now is our chance to act. Surely the Queen will hear us out.
That said, a little investigative work on our end has uncovered the need for us, the Carolina Snowflakes, to become British citizens. Tune in to hear what steps we’ll be taking to make this happen. No doubt you’ll enjoy listening to our quintessentially American opinions on how to get around some of the more demanding and excessive requirements of UK immigration laws. We’re a shoo-in, no worries.
Lastly, stick around to hear our answers to the UK Citizenry Test. Every prospective new resident of the UK must pass the test in order to officially become a British citizen. Will we pass? Will we be able to make our case to the Queen to replace her loathsome son? Tune in to find out!
Ep. 120 Jucker Roganson
Ep. 119 2 4chan 2 Fortune
Ep. 118 RSS series 3 (Barold Goldwater)
Ep. 117 4chan Fortune
Ep. 116 WhistleBoeing
Ep. 115 RSS series 2 (Phyllis Schafly pt. 3)
Ep. 114 RSS series 2 (Phyllis Schafly pt. 2)
Ep. 113 RSS series 2 (Phyllis Schafly pt. 1)
Ep. 112 Twoubled Tween Camps
Ep. 111 RSS series 1 (G Gordon Liddy pt. 4)
Ep. 110 RSS series 1 (G Gordon Liddy pt. 3)
Ep. 109 RSS series 1 (G. Gordon Liddy pt. 2)
Ep. 108 We're Back! + RSS series 1 (G. Gordon Liddy pt. 1)
Ep. 107 Dr. Jordan B Peterson (Even shi***er than you thought) Part 3
Ep. 106 Sad Episode
Ep. 105 Dr. Jordan B Peterson (Even shi***er than you thought) Part 2
Ep. 104 Dr. Jordan B Peterson (Even shi***er than you thought)
Ep. 103 Knock Knock, Who’s There, George Santos
Ep. 102 Genesis is TOTALLY about the Second Amendment
Ep. 101 Koch Money
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