I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Orwellian Poetry” (A. “Woke Insomnia” / B. “Project Real”)
[Part 1: Orwellian Poetry]
It was the con of the century
It read like Orwellian poetry
Too blinded by their own hypocrisy
To see the dystopian irony
Their delusions quickly became quite clear
The con “will set us free”
[Part 2: Woke Insomnia]
Insomnia
Woke insomnia
Woke insomnia
Woke insomnia
They’re wide awake and unable to sleep
For days on end, they can no longer think
Dwindled is perception of reality
Woke, but not alert to their surroundings
“Truth isn’t truth,” “Don’t believe what you see”
“You’ll grow a third arm with the vaccines”
“The lone cure for COVID is Febreze”
This is what happens when Trump leads the GOP; they come down with
Insomnia
Woke insomnia
Woke insomnia
Woke insomnia
‘Nother day, ‘nother denial of truth
Masked with the flag and other comfort food
Empty-rhetoric symbols, no follow-through
A lack of sleep, mentally weak
“Doctors don’t know science”
“It’s not guns; drag-shows cause gun violence”
“Democracy will be saved if we destroy it”
MGT, Cruz, Graham, Gaetz, Bobo, and Jordan have all contracted
Insomnia
Woke insomnia
Woke insomnia
Woke insomnia
Completely sober, yet their speech is slurred
Can’t see straight; their vision’s blurred
Trouble moving, they try to call Uber
Awareness – an all-time low
“The bottom is the top”
“Fauci’s leader of the mob”
“With the most votes, Biden lost”
Will they ever sleep to wake up?
[Part 3: Project Real]
Accusations are confessions – project real
Accusations are confessions – project real
Accusations are confessions – project real
Accusations are confessions – project real
When they said to lock “her” up, they actually meant “Trump”
When Trump claimed that Biden interfered, he meant himself
“You stole candy!,” as they munch on “free” M&Ms
“O.J. killed his wife!” is just them saying “We did it!”
Accusations are confessions – project real
Accusations are confessions – project real
Accusations are confessions – project real
Accusations are confessions – project real
Get ahead of the story and blame someone else
But like a gymnast named Kama Sutra – you f*cked yourself
They point their fingers with a mirror staring back
A giant reflection of their guilt, about to crack
Their string of good luck is getting ready to end
As all of their allegations come right back to them
You hate Kaepernick, yet you took a knee
Gay men don’t hump sheep, but you f*cked one just last week
You call blacks lazy when you don’t work at all
The GOP tries to lie, yet projects the real
Accusations are confessions – project real
Accusations are confessions – project real
Accusations are confessions – project real
Accusations are confessions – project real
(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real
(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real
(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real
(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real
(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real
(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real
(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real
(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real
(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real
(Woke insomnia) Accusations are confessions – project real
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Griftin’” (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, ”Strokin’”)
MAGAts Here, MAGAts There, MAGAts Every-Flipping-Where
Jack Smith vs. Jacka$$
”Right the Right” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”See the Light”)
”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”)
”Erratic Days” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”The Static Age”)
”You’re Accused and Betrayed” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Horseshoes and Handgrenades”)
”Senseless Mind Syndrome” (parody based off Green Day’s ”Restless Heart Syndrome”)
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)” (parody based off Green Day’s song “¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl)”)
”Daughter’s Sexy” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Murder City”)
”Harassing All Women and Girls” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last of the American Girls”)
”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
”He’s Jesus Nowhere” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”East Jesus Nowhere”)
”Stormy At Birth” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Last Night on Earth”)
”Donnie’s a Zero” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Christian’s Inferno”)
”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”¡Viva la Gloria!”)
”No More Honesty” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Know Your Enemy”)
”34 Felony Crackdown” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21st Century Breakdown”)
Join Podbean Ads Marketplace and connect with engaged listeners.
Advertise Today
Create your
podcast in
minutes
It is Free