The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Alexander Hamilton. No, not that one. This one, you haven’t heard of because this is a probe we have not done. Well, we have because you’re reading the show notes for it, but we hadn’t. Alexander Hamilton, his name was Alexander Hamilton, an honourable and trustworthy pillar of the Leroyyyyyyyyyy community in 1897. But the question is, when Hamilton’s cow was taken, would Hamilton throw away his shot? Or do we mean axe? This case has some of our favourite UFO features - a craft, cow abduction… Well, that’s it really. Oh and a bloody good alternative hypothesis. We love these olden times cases. Were locals experimenting on cows with… Gas… Urm… Nope. I refuse to put that theory down in writing. A more credible thought - do cows know karate? Hamilton was so honourable that he was vouched for by a dozen further honourable and trustworthy citizens, but were they in the field where it happened? If you want to know what happened, you better be willing to wait for it. All that and more on this week’s file and we hope that you’ll be back after what we did at the end here…
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Music:
Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. When discussing Lon Lon Ranch, you may have noticed the Lon Lon Ranch theme from 1998’s The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, composed by Kōji Kondō. This game was and remains wonderful. Towards the end in exploring the ‘club’ theory, you may have noticed Lurking In The Darkness from the Final Fantasy 7 original soundtrack. This was composed by Nobuo Uematsu and produced by Uematsu and Minoru Akao. The Final Fantasy 7 soundtrack was released on 10/02/1997 and later re-released directly by Square Enix on 10/05/2004. A special thank you, the most special thank you for this episode in fact, must go to Lin-Manuel Miranda as well as the Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton (via Atlantic Records) for both their music and the inspiration for massive chunks of this episode (especially that closing number). Thank you. If by some peculiar series of events any of those involved in the production of Hamilton ever stumble across this podcast episode, we sincerely hope that you enjoyed our take and were not offended in any way, shape or form by this alien parody because we love Hamilton.
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