Selfish Toddlers. Clowns. Offensive Joke. News in Brief.

Daily News Weekly is your most trustworthy source of fictional news! In this biweekly episode, your host Bill Baloney takes you through: 

• Toddlers Are Selfish
• Clowns Are Tired of Being Laughed At
• World's Most Offensive Joke Ever
• News In Brief 

(Season 1 of Daily News Weekly is a trial project. Quality of content may vary. Seriously, be prepared for a roller-coaster ride of quality.)