The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe CERN. What do you really know about the Large Hadron Collider? Greybeard is a lord. Of sea-monkeys, but it counts. More importantly, we are touching down in conspiracy town again this week as we analyse whether CERN are utilising the LHC to destroy the world. Or at least, bring something somewhat unsavoury through it. Is the location of the LHC really the place you want to see a statue associated with the destruction of the world? Are the people in charge of these potentially world-ending experiments associated with human sacrifice? Along the way, we also learn how to defeat Goro in Mortal Kombat and whether Moonwalker or Greybeard would go through a Stargate themselves. But before that, we discover what weasels are doing in the tunnels of the LHC. You may think that this is a lot so let’s just throw something else in to the mix… How does all this tie in to the Illuminati and the New World Order? All that and more on this week’s file.
YouTube Video of (fake) swirl above the Large Hadron Collider: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvzdzzoAOQ
YouTube video of possible allegedly true satanic ritual outside CERN by Shiva statue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUMfXKACfE - CERN states that it dealt with those responsible, make of that what you will.
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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. As often is the case, we also snuck a couple of pop culture jams in for our listeners. Firstly, you may have noticed the Lemmiwinks song (The Ballad of Lemmiwinks) from South Park season 6 episode 14. At the time, we thought that this was one of the best episodes of South Park ever in our humble view, though we aren’t sure if it’s aged well. In the episode, the Frog King, Sparrow Prince and Catatafish guide Lemmiwinks to safety. We can only assume this song was written and produced by trey Parker and Matt Stone via South Park Studios. During the Mortal Kombat how to beat Goro discussion (parody finisher - lego brick), we snuck the Mortal Kombat theme in there. Now, for this one we’re not entirely sure on the credits. The internet tells us that this is called Techno Syndrome and was written by Oliver Adams, published via Virgin Records. If that is not accurate, our sincerest apologies. Rumour has it that the song was made on an Atari ST. We may have gotten a little carried away this episode because during the Old Gregg discussion, we also included a snippet from Love Games - the wondrous song from the Mighty Boosh comedy troupe. This song featured in BBC Three series two episode ‘The Legend of Old Gregg’ performed by Old Gregg and Howard Moon (Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt). Mmmm, creamy.
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Soviet Media Disclosed UFO at Voronezh in 1989
Kevin The Biker - Dewhurst Creek Dalliance
Man Punched Bigfoot in the Gut - Tim Peeler in the Sassy Saga
Pat Eudy’s Abduction Saga of 1979 - Do Worms Have Di*ks
House of 200 Demons - Ammons Family Exorcisms
Good Ole' JR and Jane’s Extraterrestrial Experience of 1973 - Shave Ya Balls
Penis Snatchers (because d*ck gets censored) - Moonwalker’s Birthday 2024
Miami Mall Aliens 2024
Who Are The Majestic 12? A Majority 12 Majic Mystery
The Flying Dutchman
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Did NASA Make Contact with Aliens in 2019? A Reddit Disclosure
Tarrare - The Man Who Ate Too Much
Extraterrestrial Experience of Johnny Sand
Mayagüez Monkey Mystery Box - What’s in The Box
Wyoming Abduction of Carl Higdon - Return of the Sprinkler
Political Councillor Had Sex with Aliens - Cat Dad
Celestian Falcon’s Celestial Experience - Sweet Baby Falcon
Demons are in your toilet (Šulak Demon) - Lurker of the Bathroom
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