Hysteria 51

All Colors Sam and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Weird Picnic | 512

We go pond jumping this week and head to the Isle of Wight for one of the strangest paranormal encounters ever reported: All Colours Sam, better known as the Sandown Clown.In 1973, two children claimed they met a nearly seven-foot-tall, three-fingered, three-toed, ghost-like humanoid living in a metal hut near Sandown Airport. Normal British stuff, we are pretty sure. Sam wore a pointed yellow hat, spoke through a strange device, said he was “a ghost in an odd sort of way,” and somehow managed to make eating berries look like advanced alien surgery.So what was All Colours Sam? An extraterrestrial? A robot? A folkloric entity? A man in a costume? Or one of the most bizarre childhood stories ever to escape into UFO and cryptid lore?We break down the full encounter, the witnesses, the weirdest details, what believers think happened, what skeptics say, and why the Sandown Clown mystery is still confusing paranormal researchers more than 50 years later this week on Hysteria 51.SourcesBUFORA Journal, Vol. 6, No. 5, Jan/Feb 1978 – “Ghost or Spaceman ’73?”Internet ArchiveThink Anomalous – The Sandown “Ghost Clown,” 1973Think AnomalousOnTheWight – All Colours Sam, aka Sam the Sandown ClownOnTheWightOnTheWight – The Sandown Clown: Exploring Sam, the Isle of Wight’s Surreal 1973 EncounterOnTheWightBBC Radio 4 / Uncanny – Cold Cases: Case 5: The Sandown ClownApple PodcastsOnTheWight – BBC Sounds and Cease to Exist Podcasts Turn Their Attention to All Colours SamOnTheWightSpooky Isles – The Sandown Clown: Fact or Fiction?Spooky IslesWeird Darkness – The Sandown Clown: All Colours Sam and the Isle of WightWeird DarknessIsland Echo – The Sandown Clown Returns to the Isle of WightIsland EchoBedtime Stories – The Sandown ClownThe Sandown ClownShrouded Hand – The Sandown Clown Incident: A Creepy Encounter With an Unknown EntityThe Sandown Clown IncidentEmail your Contest Entries to:ForthHandmedia@gmail.comEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Raccoon, the Cryptid, and the Measuring Tape | 511

Seattle has a new celebrity, and he’s short, round, furry, and built like a raccoon somebody accidentally compressed into a carry-on bag. World, meet Jimothy, the unusually shaped trash panda whose possible spinal deformity, fearless neighborhood adventures, and magnificent little strut have transformed him into an internet sensation, local icon, and living reminder that charisma has absolutely nothing to do with having a neck. No word yet on who he is dating, but our money is on a Kardashian!Then we stomp into even more forbidden scientific territory to investigate one of cryptozoology’s least-requested mysteries: How big is Bigfoot’s... member? An anthropologist uses primate anatomy, evolutionary biology, and far more professionalism than this question deserves to determine whether Sasquatch is proportionally impressive or merely overcompensating with those enormous feet. Also, peen bone??? Maybe!Join us for viral raccoon mania, Sasquatch bedroom speculation, penis bones, and unfortunate proportions. All that and more on the only podcast stupid enough to ask whether Jimothy may secretly be the better-endowed cryptid. Hysteria 51!Links & Resources📌Tiny Trash Panda📌Bigfoot Bedroom Disappointments Email us your Contest Topics:ForthHandMedia@gmail.comEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We Celebrate 200 Episodes of Behind Beautiful Things! | 510

Join us this week as we help our resident overthinker and frequent fill in host Kevin Crispin celebrate the 200th episode of his show Behind Beautiful Things!The 411 From Behind Beautiful Things: In this milestone 200th episode of Behind Beautiful Things, the tables are turned as guest host Kelly—Kevin's sister (and, yes, a doctor!)—takes over the microphone to interview Kevin.Together, they reflect on Kevin's childhood, his lifelong creativity, the close bond they share as siblings, and how being raised by two strong women helped shape the person he is today. Along the way, Kelly shares stories from her life, making for a heartfelt, odd, and memorable conversation.Reaching 200 episodes wouldn't have been possible without our incredible listeners. Thank you to everyone who has tuned in, shared the podcast, and been part of this journey. A very special thank you goes to our producer, Brent, whose talent, kindness, and generosity have helped make every episode possible.Join us as we celebrate 200 episodes of Behind Beautiful Things with laughter, family stories, gratitude, and a look back at the journey that brought us here.Behind Beautiful Things Website: www.sadtimespodcast.com Follow Behind Beautiful Things on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/373292146649249Follow Behind Beautiful Things on Instagram: @behindbeautifulthingspodcastLearn more about Kevin’s Professional Speaking and Acting at www.kevincrispin.comCheck out Kevin’s substack: https://allconviction.substack.com Get your very own “Sad Schwag”: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51/albums/253388-sad-times-podcast?ref_id=9022Editorial note: Behind Beautiful Things is committed to sharing various stories from generous guests. The hope is to allow any number of stories to be shared to help people feel less alone and, perhaps, more empathetic. It is important to clarify that the guests’ stories, perspectives, and sentiments do not necessarily reflect the views and beliefs of Behind Beautiful Things in any way. Please note that Behind Beautiful Things is in no way a substitute for medical or professional mental health support.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mirror, Mirror in the Sky, Why Are Tiny Men Nearby? | 509

Good News! Humanity has finally found two exciting new ways to ruin your night: blasting artificial sunlight from space and filling your living room with tiny mushroom people.First, the FCC has approved a controversial demonstration satellite designed to reflect sunlight onto Earth after dark. Supporters say space mirrors could power solar farms and illuminate disaster zones. Vampires say Hell No! Astronomers counter that they could devastate dark skies, disrupt scientific research, and potentially flash-blind drivers and pilots. Because apparently the moon needed a loud, privately owned coworker.Then we investigate Lanmaoa Asiatica, a mysterious mushroom that reportedly causes people to see vivid, three-dimensional miniature humans marching, dancing, climbing furniture, and generally treating your home like their personal gnome amusement park. Stranger still, scientists have found no known psychedelic compound that explains why undercooking dinner can summon an entire pocket-sized civilization.This week, come for the controversial space mirror satellites, artificial sunlight, and astronomical light pollution. Stay for the Lilliputian hallucinations, tiny mushroom people, and the unsettling possibility that the future will be far too bright and approximately two inches tall.Links & Resources📌Night Light📌Gnome SyndromeEmail us your Contest Topics:ForthHandMedia@gmail.comEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Andreasson Affair: Gray Aliens, Frozen Families, and One Very Weird Bird | 508

The Andreasson Affair is what happens when a classic alien abduction story wanders into a church revival, takes a wrong turn through a dream sequence, and gets dive-bombed by a giant cosmic bird. In 1967, Massachusetts mother Betty Andreasson claimed strange gray beings entered her home, froze her family in place, passed through solid doors, and whisked her away for an encounter packed with medical examinations, telepathic messages, religious symbolism, and enough high-strangeness to make an ordinary UFO sighting look like a delayed commuter flight. You know, that old chestnut.This week we tackle the full Betty Andreasson alien abduction case, the investigation by Raymond Fowler, the controversial hypnosis sessions, the family’s testimony, and the bizarre claims that followed for decades. Was Betty describing genuine extraterrestrial contact, a mystical religious experience, a memory shaped by suggestion, or the most elaborate reason in history for avoiding the dinner dishes? Join us for gray aliens, frozen relatives, cosmic warnings, questionable probes, one very weird bird, and more this week on Hysteria 51!SourcesRaymond E. Fowler – The Andreasson Affairhttps://www.loc.gov/item/94019414/Raymond E. Fowler – The Andreasson Affair, Phase Twohttps://books.google.com/books/about/The_Andreasson_Affair_Phase_Two.html?id=Vc-wxAEACAAJRaymond E. Fowler – The Watchershttps://books.google.com/books/about/The_Watchers.html?id=E5d9AAAACAAJRaymond E. Fowler – The Watchers IIhttps://books.google.com/books/about/The_Watchers_II.html?id=AsXsAAAACAAJRaymond E. Fowler – The Andreasson Legacyhttps://books.google.com/books/about/The_Andreasson_Legacy.html?id=L6fYAAAACAAJEncyclopedia.com – Andreasson, Bettyhttps://www.encyclopedia.com/science/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/andreasson-bettyCentral Maine – Off Radar: The Andreasson Affairhttps://www.centralmaine.com/2014/10/30/off-radar-the-andreasson-affair/New England Legends – The Betty Andreasson UFO Abductionhttps://ournewenglandlegends.com/podcast-444-the-betty-andreasson-ufo-abduction/We Are the Mutants – These Our Poor Afflicted Neighbourshttps://wearethemutants.com/2017/08/22/these-our-poor-afflicted-neighbours-a-womans-powerful-place-in-two-alien-abduction-narratives/Skeptical Inquirer – Ernest H. Taves Archivehttps://skepticalinquirer.org/authors/ernest-h-taves/Skeptical Inquirer – The Andreasson Affair, Phase Twohttps://skepticalinquirer.org/1983/01/the-andreasson-affair-phase-two/Philip J. Klass – UFO-Abductions: A Dangerous Gamehttps://archive.org/details/ufoabductionsdan0000klasJohns Hopkins Medicine – Hypnosishttps://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/wellness-and-prevention/hypnosisOhio State University – Hypnosis May Give False Confidence in Inaccurate Memorieshttps://news.osu.edu/hypnosis-may-give-false-confidence-in-inaccurate-memories/National Library of Medicine – The Role of Hypnosis in Memory Recall and False Memorieshttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11832514/Norris Funeral Services – Betty Ann Luca Obituaryhttps://www.norrisfuneral.com/obituaries/Betty-Ann-Luca?obId=24398506Email your Contest Entries to:ForthHandmedia@gmail.comEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.