Dumb People Town

Ali Siddiq - You're In Trouble

Comedian Ali Siddiq (Tour and Specials) stops by as Randy describes how an adult performer named Kinky Kelli got arrested for peeing on groceries, Jason explains why a man tried to order Rally's at KFC and led police on a scooter chase, and Daniel warns against robbing people for not buying you Wendy's, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.

Jiaoying Summers - Dumb People Are Hard To Kill

Comedian Jiaoying Summers (What Specie Are You?) stops by as Daniel describes how a police chase became a manhunt with alligators, Jason explains how a man set his brother's house on fire by using a blow torch to thaw gas lines, and Randy warns against robbing a meat market in the nude, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. The all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for half off your first year.

Jena Friedman - Unhappy Ending

Comedian and writer Jena Friedman (Tour) stops by and Gareth Reynolds from The Dollop (Tour) fills in for Daniel as Jason describes how a drunk man apologized and returned stolen mandolins, Randy explains why a woman tried to be a mermaid after attacking a deputy, and Gareth warns pooping at police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Quince! Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

Dave Anthony - That's Not How You Make S'mores

Comedian and podcaster Dave Anthony from The Dollop (Tour) fills in for Daniel as Jason describes how a snowplow driver admits to doing cocaine before a crash, Dave explains how a woman stole Hershey's chocolate and feminine pads from a store, and Randy warns against murdering your imaginary friend, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.

Evan Hull - Open And Shut Crate

Comedian Evan Hull (evanhull.com) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that is seeking "puppy support" after her dog got pregnant, Jason explains how a Florida man was arrested for using a drone to deliver meth, and Randy warns against wearing "mom shorts," and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! This New Year, achieve your financial goals for good. Monarch is the all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for 50% off your first year.