Hippojuice: February 26th, 2020
Hippojuice Highlights 2/26/2020: – John and Frozen Asian are having troubles with the dating scene but are still crushing puss – Pastor Royce gives up feeding his wife for lent – We just realized the Appliance Direct guy has a glass eye and he should sell a washing machine to the My Pillow guy
Hippojuice: February 19th, 2020
Hippojuice Highlights 2/19/2020: – Star studded cast with guests Mersh and Cousin Dan replacing Joel – So what’s up with the XFL these days? – John still can’t find a girl on Christian Mingle, but he does have birds on his decorative plates – What is the oldest internet meme? – We need the internet to do a deep fake of back to the future with Bernie and Buttigieg, with Trump as Biff – We listen to Boneless Thugs-N-Harmony and decide if it’s funny or not
Hippojuice: February 12th, 2020
Hippojuice Highlights 2/12/2020: – Pastor Royce is a big fan of ChristianDingle.com to convert people to Christianity – 59 cums per man is needed to test and see if semen is a solution to the Coronavirus outbreak – We finish watching the ET show that Royce started on today’s Daywave with Joel – Royce has way too many Chrome tabs, but not too many for the new Mac Pro
Hippojuice: February 5th, 2020
Hippojuice Highlights 2/5/2020: – How hot was that Super Bowl halftime show, amiright? – John admits to having a terrible secret girlfriend for 6 months – John apologizes for the Coronavirus lime jokes – Joel gets a sexy new sound drop
Hippojuice: January 8th, 2020
Hippojuice Highlights 1/8/2020: – John got a flat tire on his new car just after his birthday – Joe Coletta calls in from a Jet Ski and we make fun of him immediately – Royce and Marie visit stupid historical sites like Bok Tower– -We’re opening a donut shop called Moose Ass next to Taco Bus