Roz & Mocha

1574 - Harmless Lies, Fire Grab Chaos & Random Life Debates

From harmless little lies we tell our partners to keep the peace, to random debates about what you’d grab in a fire or whether you’re a “don’t fix it if it ain’t broke” person, it’s a mix of funny confessions and wild hypotheticals. Plus, everything from superhero names based on your biggest fear to dream home fantasies, tuna sandwich debates, and impossible choices about memories—just everyday questions that spiral into hilarious and brutally honest answers.

1573 - Kissing Rankings, Missing Mocha & Life’s Biggest Trade-Offs

Who’s the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, we finally track down Mocha after he mysteriously missed the last Ask Roz & Mocha (where’d you go, my guy?!), debate whether we’d give up sex, love, or money (and guess what our partners would choose), and share stories of faking it till we made it—both the wins and total fails. We also find out if Maurie cashed in on every possible birthday freebie, imagine what our pets would say if they could review us, rate how much of life really comes down to luck, and reveal the house rules we live by (and expect guests to follow).

1572 - Chloe’s Hungover, Roz’s Shaved Chest & a $200K Haircut

Chloe recaps a chaotic weekend that included day drinking through a World Cup match, a Jays game, and a concert with almost no sleep, while the crew debates everything from workplace dress codes to a celebrity hairstylist charging up to $200K per cut. Plus, Roz gets his chest shaved for an EKG, Maurie and Chloe relive their Jamaica rafting struggle, and the team reacts to Jelly Roll’s split and the wild theories behind it.

1571 - Roz & Mocha Retro Show - Sleeps In & Late Again: Classic Roz & Mocha Morning Mishaps

Shem slept in this week, so to make him feel a little better, we took a trip back to some classic late arrivals — starting in 2013 with the time Maurie slept in, then again in 2015 when Maurie once again didn’t make it in on time. We wrap with another 2015 moment, when Maple Leafs’ Nazem Kadri was actually sent home for being late, proving even the pros aren’t immune to a rough morning.

1570 - Baby Name Drama, Birthday Guilt & A Love That Isn’t Growing Up

A series of relatable life dilemmas—from feeling hurt after a close friend used a long‑planned baby name, to dealing with overwhelming guilt after missing a child’s milestone birthday, to navigating anxiety as a parent constantly worried about their kid’s safety. There’s also the stress of being in love with a partner who won’t prioritize financial stability, struggles with a pet that won’t let its owner sleep, and the emotional challenge of temporarily separating from family to make ends meet—real situations that spark honest conversation about relationships, responsibility, and how to cope when life doesn’t go as planned.