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Joel's New Show! Florida Man News

Hey everybody, it's Joel.I wanted to thank you all for listening to Florida Men, and let you know that I have a new podcast called Florida Man News. It's on the Florida Podcast Network and you can find it in your favorite podcast app. It's a bit different format from Florida Men, but it's the same crazy Florida Man and Florida Woman stories.Episode 1 of Florida Man News releases Friday, April 22nd, but I've got a preview for you now. To hear more, just search for Florida Man News in your podcast app and follow or subscribe now so you get the first episode right away.Thanks for listening to this highlight clip for Florida Man News. You can subscribe/follow here: https://linktr.ee/flmannews

162 - Wild Dogs, Dead Birds, and Animatronic Rats

In Episode 162 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was attacked by a pack of wild dogs, but that wasn’t the deadliest thing that happened to her, Florida Man likes pet birds almost as much as Joel does, Florida Woman proves Joel’s theory about bad pizza still being good TOTALLY WRONG, and Florida Man is running around naked again. Or still. Who the hell can tell?This Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Isaiah Velez• Jackie Ronco• Debbie Beaulieu• Charles Entertainment Cheese• Zacharie Nelson• Thomas Morgan• Patricia Lowe• Michael TorresNews Sources:Naked Florida Man Bites Elderly Neighbor's Ear, Tries To Stab Him With Broken Glasshttps://www.fox13news.com/news/deputies-naked-man-bites-elderly-neighbors-ear-tries-to-stab-him-with-broken-glassFlorida Woman Scammed $180K Out of Elderly Woman Who Thought The Scammer Was Psychichttps://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/05/20/st-augustine-medium-charged-with-exploiting-elderly-woman/Florida Woman Mauled By Pack Of Dogs, Then Contracts Coronavirus In Rehabhttps://nypost.com/2020/05/22/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-contracts-coronavirus-in-rehab/Florida Woman Orders Pizza from “Pasqually’s” on GrubHub, Receives “Pizza” From Chuck E. Cheesehttps://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/05/19/i-ordered-pizza-from-pasquallys-which-is-chuck-e-cheese-in-disguise/Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend When She Suggested They Go To A Swingers Clubhttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/swingers-battery-519203Florida Man Shoots And Kills Pet Bird... Perched On His Sister’s Shoulderhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-kills-pet-bird-perched-on-sisters-shoulder-holds-gun-to-her-head-deputies-say/Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Grabbing Deputy's Genitalshttps://weartv.com/news/local/pensacola-woman-arrested-for-battery-after-grabbing-deputys-genitalsPatreon Exclusive Story: Florida Treasure Hunter Says He Was Tricked By Con Man Claiming To Be A War Hero Scientisthttps://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2020/05/19/florida-treasure-hunter-says-he-was-tricked-by-con-man-claiming-to-be-a-war-hero-scientist/All The Social Thingys:Leave a Voicemail1 (567) 432-9674Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZgFlorida Men on Twitterhttps://twitter.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men on Instagramhttp://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men Storehttps://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/Join Florida Men on Patreonhttp://patreon.com/FloridaMenFlorida Men Tip Jarhttp://paypal.me/floridamenFlorida Men Wish Listhttps://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazonGet on the Florida Men mailing listhttps://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-menFlorida Men Podcast Websitehttp://floridamenpodcast.com/The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.

160 - Florida Flashers, Barfly Bussers, Poultry Pelter, and Do-Good Diver

In Episode 160 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man tries to enforce politeness at a liquor store, Florida Man overreacts to a spammy email, Florida Woman calls 911 about a lack of social distancing but refuses to distance herself, and a couple of Florida Men are starving for attention, so they whip out their sausages.This Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Audra Adams• Robert Sagall• Jennifer Kilpatrick• Thomas Reece• Sebastian Morris• Carter Hess• Jousua Echezarreta• Justin Mosser• Teddy Wilchere WorrellNews Sources:Florida Woman Who Tried To Kiss Strangers Calls 911 About Lack Of Social Distancinghttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/Florida Man Attacks Shopper Who Didn’t Thank Him For Holding Open Door To Lakeland Liquor Storehttps://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/video-man-attacks-victim-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-open-door-to-lakeland-liquor-store-deputies-say/Florida Man Threatened Realtor Who Emailed Him About COVID-19https://bocanewsnow.com/2020/05/16/delray-realtor-admits-to-buying-email-list-blasting-covid-19-information/Florida Man In Domestic Poultry Peltinghttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/poultry-battery-238467Florida Divers Find Prosthetic Leg In Ocean Off Panama City Beachhttps://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20200511/divers-find-prosthetic-leg-in-st-andrews-state-parkFlorida Man Exposes Himself To Woman Drinking Her Coffee On Her Porch At Naples Condominiumhttps://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/suspect-exposes-himself-to-woman-drinking-her-coffee-on-her-porch-at-naples-condominiumFlorida Man Accused Of Exposing Himself Claims He Needed To Air Outhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/Patreon Exclusive Story: Dog Walking Turns Into Armed Confrontation In PSLhttps://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2020/05/07/police-dog-walking-turns-into-armed-confrontation-port-st-lucie/3089082001/Duck Joel and Broke Dick Duck Phil:https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipP50t5E6OgF5n2QEF_J3uvOdfLWlYpYiG5JqcCMF6-Lfv-KvB3V5qpfUQ3uhFfDUg?key%3DemhwcHlrT0pjaEJ3ajhtZGdRNGN0MU9xeVpaZmFBAll The Social Thingys:Leave a Voicemail1 (567) 432-9674Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZgFlorida Men on Twitterhttps://twitter.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men on Instagramhttp://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men Storehttps://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/Join Florida Men on Patreonhttp://patreon.com/FloridaMenFlorida Men Tip Jarhttp://paypal.me/floridamenFlorida Men Wish Listhttps://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazonGet on the Florida Men mailing listhttps://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-menFlorida Men Podcast Websitehttp://floridamenpodcast.com/The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.

159 - Naked Neighbors, Knifing Ninja, Cadillac Catastrophe, and Over the Limit and Over It All

In Episode 159 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man really loves his gators…on the grill and on the gridiron, Florida Man is a ninja coming at you, Florida Woman ain’t got time for this bullshit, and Florida Man proves why there should be a driving test every year for senior citizens.Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDAThis Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Robert Hartsock• Stephanie Wright• Timothy Gilb• James Ellison• Robin Hamilton• Zantana Shantay Cannon• Some Old Dude Who Shouldn’t Be Driving• Carole Harwood• William NashNews Sources:Florida Man Arrested After Attack With Homemade Ninja Starhttps://weartv.com/news/local/report-man-stabbed-with-homemade-throwing-star-during-downtown-pensacola-fightFlorida Woman, Busted After Allowing Her Boobs To Break Quarantinehttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/garage-exposure-collar-625819One Florida Man Finds Another Florida Man Naked in his Pool Cagehttps://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200505/deputies-deltona-resident-finds-naked-man-in-pool-enclosureFlorida Man Steals Gator Meat, ID’d by ‘Gators’ License Platehttps://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200506/florida-man-steals-gator-meat-idrsquod-by-rsquogatorsrsquo-license-plate-police-sayFlorida Woman Charged With Setting Fire To Home Over Missing Towelhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2020/05/12/florida-woman-charged-with-setting-fire-to-home-over-missing-towel/Florida Woman Emptied Wine Bottle Inside Car; Told Deputy To Just Put Me In Handcuffs”https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/MCSO-Woman-emptied-wine-bottle-inside-car-told-deputy-to-just-put-me-in-handcuffs-570273491.htmlFlorida Man Backs Up His Cadillac Onto Two Parked Cars In Bank Parking Lothttps://www.fox35orlando.com/news/citrus-county-driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-carsPatreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man & Woman Arrested For Shooting Flare Gun At Process Servershttps://www.nbc-2.com/story/42110402/florida-man-and-woman-arrested-for-shooting-flare-gun-at-two-people-that-were-serving-legal-papersVIDEO:Entire beach towel removed from python's mouthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDsV-TA6NogAll The Social Thingys:Leave a Voicemail1 (567) 432-9674Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZgFlorida Men on Twitterhttps://twitter.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men on Instagramhttp://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men Storehttps://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/Join Florida Men on Patreonhttp://patreon.com/FloridaMenFlorida Men Tip Jarhttp://paypal.me/floridamenFlorida Men Wish Listhttps://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazonGet on the Florida Men mailing listhttps://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-menFlorida Men Podcast Websitehttp://floridamenpodcast.com/The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.

158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer

158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder KeistererIn Episode 158 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we discuss the differences between US Kinder Joy and the proper Kinder Egg that can be found in the rest of the world. Also, a brit shoved one up his bum. Thanks to Allison for submitting this story.Promotions:Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/floridaThis Episode's "Florida" Man:• Zachary Bowler• Boris JohnsonNews Sources:Prisoner Who Horrified Boris Johnson After Stuffing A Drug-Filled Kinder Egg Up His Own Bum Gets Longer Sentencehttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11494812/kinder-egg-drugs-prisoner-longer-sentence/All The Social Thingys:Leave a Voicemail1 (567) 432-9674Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZgFlorida Men on Twitterhttps://twitter.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men on Instagramhttp://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men Storehttps://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/Join Florida Men on Patreonhttp://patreon.com/FloridaMenFlorida Men Tip Jarhttp://paypal.me/floridamenFlorida Men Wish Listhttps://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazonGet on the Florida Men mailing listhttps://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-menFlorida Men Podcast Websitehttp://floridamenpodcast.com/The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.