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Ep. 348. Skateboard Champion: Week 7 Old People Are A Lot More Fragile

Oh holy cow you guys this could be it! There are only two endings left! If your boys find em both we’re talking a clean sweep of this book! That’s some hot literary janitation! Will the final endings be satisfying? How couldn’t they be!? https://archive.org/download/348-final/348%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of a very familiar sounding quiz, Matt gets everyone Checkin’ In to make sure we’re all on the same page, and if we’ve all learned anything from this book it is please please give up your dreams of becoming a skateboard champion! Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

Ep. 347. Skateboard Champion: Week 6 Grind Until You Stop

This week, Matt gets an ending he hates until he sprinkles on the sarcasm, Chris takes it straight to THE man, and a new podcast feature has been permanently unlocked! https://archive.org/download/347-final/347%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Character from this Book or One of NASCAR’s Top 50 Race Car Drivers Quiz, Chris reveals a Wild Card that adds a new twist to the podcast in the form of Power Ups (thanks, Glitchparticle!), and WEE-OO WEE-OO CRIME CAR. Let’s talk Power Ups! When we finish a book, the winner currently receives a Get-Out-of-Sad-Pizza-Party-Free card as a reward. Thanks to a killer new Wild Card, there will now be 4 more possible Power Ups! The winner will randomly generate a number 1-5, and that will determine the power up for the next episode. Below are the options we came up with in the episode. Feel free to jump in the discord and throw out some more ideas! Power Ups! 1 is set = Get-Out-of-Sad-Pizza-Party-Free card More options! A trophy we pass back and forth The loser can only do live reads of the next book The loser must do the Wild Cards for the next book Naptime! The winner gets to sit back and relax for a single episode. The loser must do the segment, quiz, wild card and both reads Book Override! The winner can choose to ignore any poll or standing decision about which book will be read next, and pick whatever they want to read The winner is taken out to dinner by the loser The winner gets to play video games through a single episode recording The loser must sing a jangle about the winner at the end of each episode Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

Ep. 346. Skateboard Champion: Week 5 That’s Some Show

This week, Matt falls head over heels for a little place called River Flats, Chris loses his taste for skateboarding despite many many many attempts to become a champ, and you had better not mess with the Gang Mafia Mob! https://archive.org/download/346-bounce/346%20bounce.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated, Gleaming the Cube-inspired round of the Blanking the Blank quiz (thanks again, THEKyleThomas!); Matt guides Chris through fave seg Let’s Roll a Dude, Skateboard Dude Edition, Paul makes a fool of himself in front of the boys, but it all works out in the end; and someone’s trying to sneak in a backdoor pilot! Let’s Roll a Dude: Skateboard Dude Edition Primary Ability 1. Strength 2. Speed 3. Dexterity 4. Charisma 5. Intelligence 6. Constitution Skater Style 1. Jumbo charm necklace, alien sunglasses, cowboy hat 2. Farmcore 3. Leather jacket, leather pants, leather gloves, propeller beanie 4. Denim dracula 5. Punk rock in the front, adult contemporary in the back 6. Sponsored by mountain dew dorito powder punch Skateboard Team Name 1. The Dapper Mountaineers 2. The Ogres 3. The Big Bad 4. The Young Alligators 5. The Iron Wizards 6. The Skeleton Creatures Skate Team Vibe 1. Ska band 2. Mark is a dentist, Michelle owns her own cafe truck, Zuber works for their dad at the old pine mill, Jasper robs banks (overseas), Poppy is a tug boat captain 3. Straight-up Dexy’s Midnight Runners 4. Mad Max putt-putt golf team 5. Wizard cloaks and boomboxes 6. Buncha Trons Competition Song (from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack) 1. Guerilla Radio – Rage Against the Machine 2. You – Bad Religion 3. Bring Tha Noize – Anthrax ft. Chuck D. of Public Enemy 4. Blood Brothers – Papa Roach 5. Cyclone – Dub Pistols 6. When Worlds Collide – Powerman 5000 Signature Move 1. Grinding all the way around a hot tub 3 times 2. Getting big air in the half pipe, landing on knee pads, sliding all the way up the other side, 180 back on to board in midair 3. Skitchin roller coaster 4. Hella big drop into gorilla enclosure, banana slide back out 5. Blazing guitar solo while flatlandi freestyling 6. 360 smashburger to primo fartslide Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.

Ep. 345. Lazy Grundle Days with Bill and Dani!

It’s that very special time of year when Xmas has passed and the New Year has not yet arrived! Why not spend it with friends? Dani and Bill are back! But we’re not heading Down Under. In fact, we don’t even get to read the book we were planning to read. Instead, we get to read one of the best books ever! It’s a Grundle Days miracle! https://archive.org/download/355-final/355%20final.mp3 It’s always a dang joy to have Dani and Bill join for some fun. Make sure to listen to all of their amazing stuff (although we know that you already are) at Solve This Murder and Escape This Podcast or just hit up ConsumeThisMedia.com to get it all at once! Go Listen to All of Dani and Bill’s Creations at Consume This Media! Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by the great Ron Wing.

Ep. 344. Skateboard Champion: Week 4 Krampusnacht 1

This week, Chris’ fears come to life before his very eyes, Matt makes an impression on some dangerous dudes, somebody’s ending makes them a little sick to their stomach, and Krampus drops in to celebrate his most special day! https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/344-final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Ska-Punk Song Title (thanks, THEKyleThomas!), Krampus takes the fellas on a trip to Self Care Corner, the guys commit themselves mind and body to some Krampus Day Resignations, and to Dr. Wyatt—we will never forget you! o, Krampus Beast On Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe celebrate Your gloryLord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,We hail your gory storyYour sulphur stench withers our youth,Your seven tongues can taste our truthYour visage at my windowsill;I close my eyes yet see you stillOn Krampus Days, these Krampus DaysWe worship Your true PowerOn Krampus Days we offer YouOur sanity to devourYour poison crown of dripping hornsWill rid us of our human formsOh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus ThingYou are the One True Winter King Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.