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Man vs Bear

We explore the "man vs bear in a forest" and Sherri answers. A cat gets into someone's pond and wreaks havoc. People are cussing out employees at Lowe's. Cameras to the rescue once again. Guys who don't understand things are getting unhinged over drag bingos. Dennis reveals the drama of his job. And just how many supplements is Randy on???

Two Smoking Ladies

The gang catches up on the time off. Dennis goes to Disneyworld. A guy in Westminster Community Online is distraught by Gandalf's sunglasses. A gentleman in Hampstead is looking for a new neighbor and has high standards for attractivenes. Randy just hopes the Burger King lesbians kissed.  Don't make Sherri laugh too hard.

McDemons

Carroll County has actual demons, and not just the management at one of the local McDonald's. A lesson is learned in audacity, older women are hotter, and for the love of everything, please know what you want when you go through the drive thru! Also, we decide to stop bleeping cuss words and throw around the idea of taking the podcast to a live audience near you!

The Petsitter's Destiny

The gang talks about "The Ick", and the lack of balance between men and women in the game of attraction. But enough of that, let's talk about the biggest story to hit Carroll County since the last "What was that boom??"..... Petsittergate, 2023!

Phoenix Rising

Sherri makes some exiting announcements, Randy has too many near death experiences, Dennis mansplains dick pics. Let's talk about a$$ eaters, unwanted texts, dinosaur farts and power outages- all  in this week's episode of your favorite podcast.