Trader Hoes

Love Is In The Air

The week the Hoes are falling in and out of love with Trader Joe's Valentine's Day goodies. Not on the table but definitely in our hearts: Valentine's shoebox nostalgia, the need to embrace the fake, and if it's okay to like Jelly Beans as an adult.In the cart: Chocolate & Peanut Butter Lover's Nut MixMilk Chocolate Covered Strawberry Marshmallow HeartsJelly Bean HeartsDark Chocolate Caramel HeartsStrawberry Yogurt Flavored Coated AlmondsGummy X's & O's

Bad Bunny Concert Day

This week, the Hoes are prepping for the upcoming Bad Bunny concert, surrounded by sports, with some game day faves. They're pairing these snacks with getting roasted by AI, some humbling pronunciations, and accepting their true selves as Crab Rangoon Girls. In the cart: Chicken Uncured Bacon Ranch DipBuffalo Blue Unexpected Cheddar Cheese Spread Jalapeño and Cream Cheese Crispy Wontons• Mac and Cheese Bites

Poppycock

The Hoes are back with some bubbly biome boosting sodas. Will they even learn the difference pre and probiotic? Who can say! But one thing's for sure, Trader Joe's is jumping on that gut health train. They also crack into Coke's medicinal past, spitting in the ocean, and our dream sponsor, Metamucil.In the cart:Strawberry Vanilla Prebiotic SodaCherry Cola Prebiotic SodaGinger Lemon Probiotic Sparkling Beverage

Dipsticks

Rounding out the return of the Hoes, Katie and Evie share Part 3 of the items they've been dying to review over the last 3 years! Also on the table are Katie's questionable cottage cheese choices, Evie's dip obsession, and the need for Everything But The Bagel bath bombs. In the cart:Ranch Cottage Cheese Dip Unexpected Cheddar Cheese SpreadApple Chip DuoSweet Cannoli Dip

Holy Mole

The Hoes are back with Part 2 of the items they've been dying to review over the last 3 years! Also up for discussion are Evie's lifelong love of ranch, Katie leaning into her bitter old hag era, and the iconic millennial franchise that was CPK. (RIP)In the cart:Chicken MoleBeef BirriaBBQ & Black Pepper Toscano Chopped SaladRanch Seasoned Cashews