Stiff Socks

370: Slopes and Hoes

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com01:36 – Plane story officially begins09:44 – Missed flight story begins27:20 – Burnt toast theory29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping46:35 – Winter Olympics48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story.57:18 –  Award rabbit holeThanks to: Acre Gold, Good Chop, BlueChew, Shopify, and Quince for sponsoring the podcastAcre Gold – https://www.getacregold.comyou can win two 5g Ancient Collection gold bars. Start your subscription and enter todayGood Chop – https://www.goodchop.com/podcast Use code 50SOCKS to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast BlueChew Gold – https://www.bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS.Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socks Sign up for your $1/month trialQuince – https://www.quince.com/stiffsocks Go to quince.com/stiffsocks for free shipping and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada too 

369: Pause Patrol

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThe guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videosThanks to: BetterHelp, Cash App, Factor, Mack Weldon, and Shopify for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash SOCKS.Cash App – Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Factor – https://www.factormeals.com/socks50offUse code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year.Mack Weldon – https://www.mackweldon.comget 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS. Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socksStart your business today with Shopify. 

368: R2 Double D2

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367: Choppleganger

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com02:34 – “2016 sucked”2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits22:58 – First apartment stories33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots50:00 - Choppelgangers51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????55:22 – Body cam footage55:00 – Sock Talk56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown59:00 - Creating Jingles 01:04:42 – Secret SockThanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcastShipStation – shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days — full access, no credit card required Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKSMint Mobile – mintmobile.com/socks Quit overspending on wireless Get 50% off Unlimited premium wireless —Ridge Wallet – ridge.com/stiffsocks Upgrade your wallet today Get 10% off with code STIFFSOCKS at ridge.com/stiffsocks #Ridgepod Review FTC ad disclosure rules: ftc.gov/influencers

366: Barbie on the Spectrum???

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com:20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral8:40 – Street performers16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal27:18 – Ken vs Allen32:20 – Diabetes Barbie36:48 – Blind Barbie39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream49:48 – Sleeping positions45:30 - Sock Talk58:30 - Secret SockThanks to: 1-800-Flowers, Acre Gold, BetterHelp, BlueChew, and Golden Nugget for sponsoring the podcast1-800-Flowers – 1800flowers.com/socks Make this Valentine’s Day one she’ll remember Get your Double Blooms offer — buy one dozen, get two dozen roses FREEAcre Gold – getacregold.com win 3 limited-edition gold bars from the Ancient Collection Start your subscription and enter today at getacregold.com That’s getacregold.comBetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socksBlueChew Gold – bluechew.comGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code SOCKSGolden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKS