59 - God Baked Rock and Roll For You
After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time! BOIS TOUCH BASE - Joel’s kid has a vendetta against her own bones - Did Dave and Joel participate in skate culture - Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remakes - Gary is back, but all is not well - A call with Gary - Egg Van: The Bois go on hiatus to care for Gary - The unfinished Noise Hole video - The Texas legislature wants us to die ROCK AND ROLL - God Baked Rock & Roll For You - A ruined handjob of a podcast - Jello Biafra and 80s punk attitude - The Dead Kennedys vs The B-52s - Conscientious punks? - So I Married An Axe Murderer and the oeuvre of Mike Myers TRAPT NEWS - The Top 5 albums of all time (including Trapt’s new album) - Travis Barker is a drum slut - Trapt vs. Sub Zero QUEEN NEWS - “YOU Are The Champions”!? - Brian May destroyed his own ass - Elton John’s tribute to Brian May’s ass - Tony Iomi’s giant ass-thimbles - Live Arse 2020 NOISE BOI EMAILS - A lovely message from a lovely Boi - A closing prayer
58 - Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount)
Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T! BOIS TOUCH BASE - Where have the Bois been?! - Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbies - Dave’s hardcore project, We’ve Got Hostiles, has RELEASED AN ALBUM! - How to get your music onto streaming services - Gary’s gone with the wind ROCK AND ROLL - Coldplay? How dare you?! - Fine. Foo Fighters ARE jock-rock. - Joel walked out of a bad Jimmy Eat World show - Courtney Love: Professional Starfucker - Billy Corgan mentors Courtney Love - Puddle of Mudd “cover” Nirvana - An BIG update on the Trapt fiasco SPECIAL GUEST: ICE-T - Ice-T has no time for these bitches - Ice-T meets Courtney Love - Ice-T upgrades his wife, Coco - Ice-T’s Dildo-copters - Ice-T’s work/life balance - Ice-T’s tips for locking down a Queen - The secrets to Ice-T’s success - What happens when, god forbid, Coco passes away? - Ice-T’s advice for these hard times - Ice-T’s promise to the Noise Bois NOISE BOI QUESTIONS - Where is Bryan Adams ACTUALLY from?! - How good are we at faking French? - “Come Home Sweet Gary” traditional Irish Folk Ballad