Two & A Half Pastors

2:12 - You Thought Wrong

We know... We know... We know! It's been far too long. But don't worry... This is the end! For now... Introducing the Season 2 Finale of Two & A Half Pastors!We will see you all this Fall!!!

2:11 - Chaotic Chaos

Uh.... yeah, so there's an episode this week. Is it good? No comment. Is it bad? No comment? Is it off the wall? I think you know what I'm going to say.Tom takes us on a journey rating the upcoming movies coming out in Phase 4 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We still aren't quite sure how we rated them.Andrew reveals to us the absolute evil that is awaiting the next generation: NO SNOW DAYS. Do you agree that there shouldn't be snow days or do you think there should be?And Travis, well Travis asks us a question that maybe we don't really need an answer to. Did God create aliens?As always, thanks for listening, make sure to subscribe, and leave a five-star review so we can validate ourselves as human beings. PLEASE?!

2:10 - Thom's Happy Cabbage Patch

For the first time in the long history of this podcast, we have BREAKING NEWS! Listen for yourself to be brought on this absolute bonkers journey of movie reviews and critics alike. Tom does what Tom does best: berate the Paul brothers AGAIN! Although, I think there may have been a small compliment this time. He also shows what happens to celebrities when they try to live up to the unreal standards themselves.Andrew then asks the question of the week: "Do we have to read our Bible?" And we all get to experience something for the first time together: Serious Tom.Be sure to subscribe, drop that five star rating to get a video of us saying "SHEESH", and follow us on Instagram: @twoandahalfpastors

2:09 - Zuckerberg Gets A Cookie

To quote Tom, "This is our most spiritual episode yet!"Spoiler Alert: It's not spiritual.Andrew's turn to start things this week and what better way than to talk about all the businesses that had to file bankruptcy during the pandemic. Tom and Travis try to guess if the business THRIVED or DIED!We have a brief breaking news segment and then it's to the next one. Travis is the trend setter of the group and jumps on the Fantastic Four casting meme going around on Twitter. Except we cast notable Christians in the roles. Tom brings us back down to earth with a thought provoking question: "Should you bring a hardcopy Bible to Church?"If you stick around to the end last episode, you will want to this time - trust us, it will be worth it.Be sure to subscribe, drop that five star rating so Tom can pay some new pants, and follow us on Instagram: @twoandahalfpastors

2:08 - Something Something Christian

Yeah, we know... A little late on this one. Blame Gary. This episode could very well be our last... we will see... Tom starts things off in a fiery rant about the Stokes Twins. Who are they? Yeah, we don't know either. But, *spoiler alert*, Tom doesn't like them and threatens to lock everyone up because of it.Andrew very carefully navigates us through the minefield of talking about one of the biggest stories we have ever covered thus far: MSCHF x Lil Nas X - Satan Shoes. Travis then asks what we've all been thinking. Be honest you know it's true. We all just want our Double Chocolate Fudge Coca-Cola Cake. And we don't know why we have to wait so long.Also - stick around until the end for the biggest twist of Two & A Half Pastors...Be sure to subscribe, drop that five-star rating so our kids can eat, and follow us on Instagram: @twoandahalfpastors