If it's Twisted

Have You Ever Licked a Van Gogh?

What do a banana, a goldfish, and period blood all have in common? Guess you'll have to listen to find out. Also, a warning. This one is LONG. Feel free to listen to it all at once, or a little at a time. The choice is yours. Second, Taylor's voice changes about halfway through. The gods only know why, but it was definitely a technical error. Unless everyone is lying to her and she really does sound like that. We debated on re-recording or shelving this episode entirely, but at the end of the day, the content was just too good. So, you get to hear it. Sit back and enjoy the weirdness!

The One Where Taylor Didn't Sleep a Wink Afterwards

Back in the day, the Bell Witch was as famous as Beyonce. Even garnering the attention of a future president. In this episode, Taylor, Jared, and JD discuss their own paranormal interactions, the infinite possibilities of the universe, and what happens after you die. Obviously, they're the experts. No one is sure exactly how paranormal scenarios occur, but they're not ready to rule them out as real. It's best to listen to this episode alone at night.

Pumpkin Spice Enemas and Miss Grand Supreme

In this episode, Taylor and Trey discuss Trey's chemical burns, shaving mishaps, and the infamous case of JonBenet Ramsey. As always, Taylor has the facts and Trey has opinions. Join them as they speculate wildly and come so close to solving the case they can feel the tiara in their clutches.

Coffee with Cream, No Arsenic

In this episode, Taylor and Melissa represent their home state of Alabama, discussing Rhonda Bell Martin and Nannie Doss. Two genteel southern housewives with a habit of adding a little something extra to their homemade prune cakes and fried chicken. And no, it wasn't love. Or garlic powder. While not reading their romance novels, these two women were busy killin' folks left and right, collecting modest sums of insurance money before moving on to the next available bachelor.

The Nurturing Spirit of the Female Cannibal

Since the beginning of time, women have been tasked with nourishing the family and providing food. Sometimes, they had to get a little creative. One woman, Klara Mauerova, got it backwards, and instead of feeding her family, well... you'll just have to listen to find out. As you're listening, ask yourself this question: have you ever wondered where your BBQ came from?