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Ask Uncut: Wedding Nudes, Tight-Arse Friends And Charging My Boyfriend Rent

Welcome back to Ask Uncut, where we answer your deep, dark and burning questions! Before we get into it, Britt has a story that will not be leaving her brain any time soon. Delilah went out for her last toilet break of the night and came back with an uninvited passenger. Vibes of the week: Britt — Abel Ceramics Laura — Feel Better Live More with Dr Rangan Chatterjee: "The Daily Habits That Protect Your Brain at Any Age" with Dr David Perlmutter Then it's into your questions! HOW FAR DO I TAKE THE NAKED POLAROID TREND?I'm getting married in September and my partner loves the trend where bridesmaids slip cheeky Polaroids to the groom on the wedding day. My question is: how far are we taking this? I'm all for a cheeky photo, but what if a naked photo of me falls out of his jacket pocket and is seen by a family member? Do I make them too explicit, or should they be more covered up? It's a little wild to have them at an event where everyone I know is there. If it gets picked up by the wrong person, they'll know exactly who it is. MY FRIEND IS A MASSIVE TIGHT ASSWe're a group of friends, and one particular friend is always the tight ass. Small things like not paying you back for weeks, only splitting the bill if she's had more drinks than everyone else, always rounding down when we transfer money. Recently she organised a group activity and we figured out she actually profited off our contributions. How do we bring this up? Is it worth it, or do I just slowly moonwalk out of the friendship? She's definitely not struggling financially, she just has always been tight. HOW DO I FIND A GUY WITHOUT BEING A STALKER?About a year and a half ago, my ex's friend asked me out and I said no. It was too soon, too close to home. I recently ran into him at his workplace and realised I'd actually like to go on a date with him now. I know he's single, but he's not on social media, I don't have his number, and I can't exactly show up at his work without looking desperate. How do I ask him out or spontaneously meet him? SHOULD I TELL MY BOYFRIEND HE'S ESSENTIALLY PAYING OFF MY MORTGAGE?I bought my apartment five years ago and only have about $80K left on the mortgage. My boyfriend is moving in, and since we'd be paying $400 a week each if we were renting, that's what I've asked him to contribute. The catch is my mortgage is interest-only and only costs $300 a month. So his contribution is basically paying it off super fast, and I haven't told him how little is actually left. I don't think it's unfair, since he'd pay the same renting anyway. What should I do?" Timestamps 00:00 — Intro 05:33 — Vibes of the week 11:05 — Q1. How far do I take the naked Polaroids for my groom? 20:13 — Q2. My friend is a massive tight ass 28:47 — Q3. How do I find a guy without being a stalker? 35:06 — Q4. Should I tell my boyfriend he's paying off my mortgage? Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! XxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Offcuts: Fantasy Coffins, Chelsea Handler's Family Rules & Usher's Dismissive Grind

Welcome to Offcuts, where we chat about whatever piqued our interest this week in a light, fun little package to send you off on your weekend! Laura's kid just smashed 100 days of school (in the cutest granny costume you've ever seen), and we're diving into fantasy coffins; literal works of art you can be buried in. Penis-shaped or otherwise. We unpack Chelsea Handler's now-infamous, ultra-detailed family vacation manifesto and whether it's fair to publicly shame your own family for content. Then we get into Usher's dismissive, borderline-childish reaction to a fan who didn't want to be grinded on at his concert. And finally, the manager’s "one week's notice" gastro group chat text that's gone properly viral. We chat: Lola's 100 days of school granny costume 👵 Fantasy coffins; what would YOU be buried in? Chelsea Handler's viral 9-page family vacation manifesto Usher's very unimpressed reaction to a fan who didn't want to grind on stage The "gastro outbreak, one week's notice please" group chat drama Timestamps 0:00 — Intro & Lola's 100 days of school (the granny costume!) 5:39 — Fantasy coffins: what would you choose to be buried in? 11:30 — Chelsea Handler's viral 9-page family vacation manifesto 25:50 — Usher's dismissive reaction to a fan who didn't want to grind on stage 32:38 — The "one week's notice" gastro group chat that broke the internet Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Lachy Pugsley Edited by Keeshia Pettit, Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! XxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Told She'd Never Walk, Talk, or Live. Then She Won Gold at the Paralympics - Uncut with Alexa Leary

This week we sat down with Alexa Leary; two-time Paralympic gold medallist, world record holder, and author of Sink or Swim. You might know her as Lex. You definitely know that viral clip of her dancing in Paris. In 2021, Lex was 19 and training to be a professional triathlete when a cycling accident left her with one of the most severe traumatic brain injuries Royal Brisbane Hospital had ever seen. She wasn't supposed to survive. She had seven brain operations. Doctors told her family twice to come and say goodbye. Three years later, she broke the world record in Paris. Lex talks about what life with a TBI actually looks like day to day: the four years of memory wiped, waking up not knowing where she is, the boyfriend she couldn't remember, and the really dark period she's written about in her book for the first time. She is funny, warm, completely unfiltered, and has a really unique perspective on her second life. We chat: The accident and the miracle chain of events that saved her Four to five years of memory wiped - including her relationship, her best friend, and a tattoo she has no memory of getting What a traumatic brain injury actually looks like from the inside & the stuff nobody sees The really low period in the middle of it all, and what she wants anyone in that place to know How swimming went from rehab to two gold medals and a world record in Paris The quantum healer who predicted her medal haul from the ICU and was right Her new book and the chapter she never thought she’d share Timestamps 0:00 — Introducing Lex 8:40 — The accident, the miracle chain that saved her, and 111 days in hospital 17:10 — Four years of memory wiped — including her mum, her boyfriend, and a tattoo she doesn't remember 21:10 — The invisible side of TBI nobody sees behind the gold medals 28:20 — How swimming went from rehab to two gold medals in Paris 34:25 — Standing on the podium — and the viral dancing moment 42:00 — New music, the LA Paralympics, and what's next You can follow Lex on Instagramand grab Sink or SwimSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Most Divisive Voice Memo We've Ever Heard & Keeshia's Emotional Send-Off

Hey Lifers! Grab the tissues for this one, it's Keeshia's very last episode with us.Britt's off-the-shoulder wardrobe malfunction nearly gives poor Lachy a heart attack, the girls compare their infamous "keyword" notes, and we unpack the great Butter Yellow Instagram takeover of 2026 (and how the algorithm knows exactly which conspiracy theory to serve you next). There's also a deep dive into the emergency alert conspiracy rabbit hole, and a quiche-making disaster. Then it's time to say goodbye. We take a walk down memory lane through five and a half years of Keeshia, from the 40-minutes-late first lunch meeting in Bondi, to the wedding dress airport security saga, to a truly staggering amount of bin chat. It's emotional, it's chaotic, and it's very, very us. To close things out, we play the most divisive voice memo in Life Uncut history: a guy who sent his date an extremely detailed message about needing to "test sexual compatibility" on a second date, and debate whether brutal honesty like that deserves applause or side-eye. Naturally, that leads us back to the greatest voice memo of all time: the man who followed up a month of silence with a 10-second recording of a fart he found on the internet. We need your rogue voice memo stories, send them in. TIMESTAMPS00:00 - Intro: Britt's see-through top mishap and the Butter Yellow Instagram takeover05:30 - Keeshia’s Aus Alert conspiracy rabbit hole10:00 - Laura’s quiche disaster15:30 - Keeshia’s goodbye22:30 - Keeshia's five-and-a-half-year walk down memory lane32:30 - Voice memo etiquette and the viral "sexual compatibility"48:30 - THE fart voice memo, plus sucks, sweets and Keeshia's final sign-off Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! XxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ask Uncut - He's Scoring Our Sex Life Out Of Ten

Welcome back to Ask Uncut where we answer your deep, dark and burning questions! If you missed last Wednesday's episode, yes, it's true, and yes we're still crying about it. This is Keeshia’s last ask uncut and vibe so she is doing a bit of a 5 in 1 recommendation. Vibes and unsubscribes this week: Keeshia: swapping the TV for a nightly run of five dinner-table gamesWordleWorldleConnectionsQuizlCryptlBritt: Cape FearLaura: World War II With Tom Hanks Then we get into your questions! HE'S KEEPING A SCORED LOG OF OUR SEX LIFE I recently found out my partner keeps a log of our sex life - dates, locations, what we did, and a rating out of ten. He's also noted that he's not satisfied and that it's "too vanilla." Is this normal behaviour for a man in his 40s? HE TOLD ME MY KISSING STYLE ISN'T FOR HIM We've just started being intimate and he kindly let me know my kissing style isn't up his alley - apparently I move my jaw too much. I've only ever kissed one way. How do you actually kiss "differently"? MY BOYFRIEND'S CONSERVATIVE VIEWS ARE MAKING ME QUESTION EVERYTHING I'm a 28-year-old woman of colour who's found someone chivalrous, funny and affectionate except he doesn't believe in transpeople, is against workplace inclusivity, and thinks a woman's body count shouldn't exceed his. I lied about mine. Is this a dealbreaker? CAN I PULL OUT OF BEING A BRIDESMAID A MONTH OUT? My friend of 20 years is getting married in four weeks and I'm a bridesmaid, but I can't stand her fiancé and I'm starting to worry he might be controlling behind closed doors. Can I bail? Timestamps 00:00 – Welcome back + catching up after last Wednesday's big news 05:53 – Vibes 16:01 – Q1: He's keeping a scored log of our sex life 26:49 – Q2: He told me my kissing style isn't for him 34:37 – Q3: My boyfriend's conservative views are making me question everything 43:53 – Q4: Can I pull out of being a bridesmaid a month out? Keep your questions coming! Slide into the Life Uncut DMs at @lifeuncutpodcast on Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Join us on tiktok Or join the Facebook Discussion Group Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne Produced by Keeshia Pettit Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! XxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.