The Ratchet Chronicles

Quiet Uber Ride/Clean Bootyhole

Happy Thanksgiving cocomunity!!! It's been awhile but I have returned. I have some more shenanigans to report from Benny K's House of Hair. All the crazy clients, what does "the" mean on the toilet sign and how to properly complain on google. A story about the best doggo ever and how he's finally free from pain. I also explain why I think my boss is a robot and how I was burgled (if that's how you spell it). Subscribe, rate and review the podcast anywhere and everywhere!!!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aubrey Drake Graham/Captain Thot

Cocomunity we are back after a mini break again! A lot of things have been happening so in this episode, I try to fill you in on all things Cuckoo. So many changes and big things coming, but in this episode I tell you why Betty Broderick is my hero and unmask Captain Thot. Although we missed the actual two year anniversary, HAPPY TWO YEARS my cuckoonuts!!! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/qweeniebeanie32/Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Swinging Party 2021

Hey my cuckoo-nuts, we're back with some scatterbrained thoughts this week!!! This week I let you in on the newest party trend I'm creating, along with why social media is not a safe place. I'll also let you in on why Lionel Richies' "All Night Long" is what the theme of the party will be. Sprinkle in some workplace drama and my insurance trainer shooting her mother-in-law this weekend. Come check me out on Twitch every Thursday for some "Thirsty Thursday" lovin' Queenbebe30 is the name, and let's put a face to the name!!! Subscribe, rate, and review the podcast and as always LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peeing on Bushes

Hey cocomunity! Let's talk about mental health and the importance of checking in with one's self. I also let you in on my mentality of men picking women like flowers, instead of letting us be one with the earth. I also try and figure out why Elon Musk is going to be on Saturday Night Live and ponder why he felt the need to put the Tesla charging stations in the back of the parking lots at Target. I let you guys in on my journey to self help/self care and why I love the movie Clerks 2. So grab your snacks and blankeys (or beachwear) and LET'S GET CUCKOO! Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0.33 Hand Job

Well, well, well look who's back! It's my favorite cocomunity of people!!! We're back with some hot, sleazy goodness of work related scandals, the pettiest group of coworkers ever and the dumbest word of the day from Urban Dictionary. I discuss a few things that have impacted my mental health these past few weeks, along with some memories from a long time friend of mine. Let's get down and dirty this week, but also Let's Keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! SIP Mike Iannone. Music: https://www.bensound.comSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.