Chronically: Olympus

Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 12: We Check in to C.C.'s Spa and Resort

In this one, we learn what's been wrong with us this entire time. Namely, lack of tiny whiskers and a sleek, vibrant coat of fur. Wheek wheek.

Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 11: Clarisse Blows Up Everything

In this one, we learn that in addition to busses and planes, Percy also shouldn't travel by boat. Maybe he just isn't compatible with vehicles.

Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 10: We Hitch a Ride with Dead Confederates

In this one, we learn that there's no point in fighting the monsters since apparently they've already won. Anyone want something from Starbucks?

Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 9: I Have the Worst Family Reunion Ever

In this one, Luke villains most villainously, and we realize Percy is probably safe for another four years.

Percy Jackson Book 2, Chapter 8: We Board the Princess Andromeda

In this one, we board a ship which is decidedly not the Love Boat or any other famous cruise liners you may have heard of. Also, fish ponies.