Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You

Well, I did the Jingle

Always OVERPROMISE and UNDERDELIVER guys. Take it from me. Ok, look, thematically, I absolutely PROMISE I am thinking about how to move the pod on a bit. Really. Ok, look, I'll mention here that in this ep we talk about Sir Keir Starmer's distressing relationship with Trump, why we shouldn't fret too much about the US pulling out of climate accords, Muppet remakes, and billionaire nazi yachting gaffes. And I WON'T mention Amol Raj-oh bugger I've mentioned him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The RAJANATOR

Start spreading the news! Am's leaving Today! He didn't want to be a part of it. Also, cats, rats, and saturated fats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Smell A Rat

...And I think it might still be Peter Mandelson. Plus, Obsessive Money-Hoarder of the Week and Brian Perkins off of Radio 4 has an ass that just won't quit. Who would you least like to be married to and why? Email itsnottodaypod at gmail dot com xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen Through The Brown Window...

In which we meet Elvis Herod, one of the (many) people behind the extraordinary podcast 'Listen Through The Brown Window'. Plus a fun new Radio 4 quiz show based on lying, so fresh, and some sound effects. Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Going To Be A Quiet One...

Presenting! The debut of our Christmas song. Sung by Steph, with a choir formed of Jamesy, David Ault, David YAPP ACTUALLY and Stevie H and Martin, and arranged for piano and played by Harry the Piano, with a vocal arrangement by Joe Yapp YES ALRIGHT WE'RE THE MAFIA. Sensational job, everybody. Beautiful. We'll put it on youtube somewhere, or on @itsnottodaypod. Or both.Also! Musk glitches out, and a Dickens of a Christmas, with a heavy emphasis on oh nvm xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.