Halfwits & Failed Crits

Halfwits & Failed Crits

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Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign! Listen to our adventure averse journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune. Played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design! Or dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated sci-fi epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine. Played with Stars Without...
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Halfwits & Failed Crits Trailer

Jan 1st, 2020 5:00 AM

Send us a textWelcome to the table everyone!I'm Jonathan, Narrator of Halfwits & Failed Crits, an actual play podcast where the real big bad evil is the players' absolutely cursed dice.Join us as we build rich living worlds to stumble through, meet weird foes and even stranger allies, and display reckless disregard for anything that gets in the way of a great story.Currently you can listen to our Adventure Averse Journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune, played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design.Then dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated Sci-fi Epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine, played with Stars Without Number.You can find us by Searching for Halfwits & Failed Crits on your favorite podcast app, or at HalfwitPodcasts.com.=== Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game Systems: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson. Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Support the show

Children of the Spine - World Building | A Stars Without Number Podcast

Feb 22nd, 2021 6:00 AM

Send us a textIn this episode zero the Failed Crits Crew sits down and breathes some more life into the star sector. Jonathan reads a bit of history from the Stars Without Number rule book by Kevin Crawford, each player develops the lore of a planet, and finally we make the new player characters!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson  Episode Music:The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Ending Theme:Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.=== Anti-Fascist Promo === The Heart Is A Dungeon Support the show

Children of the Spine - Prologue | A Stars Without Number Podcast

Mar 15th, 2021 5:00 AM

Send us a textAfter the Scream Pursuit Syndicate met their fate in the final battle of the Prequel, a group of onlooking children were transported to the newly appeared Planet under the Spine, Nedrak. Astrid Folstad (Kiley), John Coal (Bobby), Kamala Magar (Laura), Mohan Wayuu (Luis), and Nadia Kadir (Mary) find their young selves fighting for survival as tensions run high and resources run low. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Episode Music:The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Ending Theme:Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. === Anti-Fascist Promo === The Heart Is A Dungeon Support the show

Children of the Spine Ep 1 - All the Lights in the Sky are Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast

Apr 5th, 2021 5:00 AM

Send us a text Astrid Folstad (Kiley), John Coal (Bobby), Kamala Magar (Laura), Mohan Wayuu (Luis), and Nadia Kadir (Mary), are five years older and have lived a comfortable life in the newly established dorms of the Undarnott Service Co. They wake up, hang out, eat food, go to work, and hang out just to repeat the cycle the next day. Some of the party members are getting tired of the daily grind and want to look into exploration grants from The Principality of Vitr in order to find their true homes again. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Episode Music:The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  Ending Theme:Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  === Anti-Fascist Promo === The Heart Is A Dungeon Support the show

Bonus - Children of the Spine - Faction Turn #1

Apr 14th, 2021 1:00 PM

Send us a textThis is the first Faction Turn where Jonathan moves the people of the greater sector around like the little chess pieces they are, which keeps the world alive and changing outside the main campaign.You can follow along with our sector map here https://ko-fi.com/i/IH2H14AW8B!Game System:  Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.    Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobithttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Episode Music:The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  Tawhid League Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  Sovereignties of Quetzilonia Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  Principality of Vitr Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  Astollean Technocracy Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  Neloyan Immaculate Regency Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  Tero-Bikan Noocratic Federation Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  Xvrak Warlords Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.  Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. === Anti-Fascist Promo === The Heart Is A Dungeon Support the show

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