Private Message Podcast

Don’t cuddle me, don’t call me drunk and do NOT run in cycle shorts w/Carl Thompson

This week your new best friend @Carlthompson is back, and he’s answering some of your burning questions. Have you ever wondered if guys actually care if you wait 30 minutes to reply? Do you care if men are bothered by your success? (We vote you shouldn’t) And actually, do many men even get the ick? The girls share some of their icks, their red flags, and as always some true stories of their encounters with the male kind. If you weren’t crushing on Carl from our last episode, prepare for that to change as he bumbles his way through reassuring us that male nights out are not as they seem on TV.Jingle provided by LickdID: W2OBodeBmK

Emily in Paris and reality TV

OKAY SO SPOILER ALERT, let's get that out there from the off. This week Emily is in Paris, we're in Essex and Gemma learns Eastenders is not a reality show (just kidding). Sometimes you just need to chat a little sh*t with your friends, and that is precisely what we did - though as usual we jump from the shallow to the deep real quick so grab your scuba suits and your snacks ladies and gents.Jingle provided by Lickd.ID: Jlo3wy8l75j

Adult braces, filters and fillers

Trump has Covid, Gemma has braces, and are we done with filters now?This week the girls chew the fat on getting braces as an adult, and debate fillers and filters. There's no fuckboys this week (if we aren't counting our world leaders) just some good ol' fashioned natter. Grab yourself a beer and a pizza, because this is easy listening for an easy evening and doesn't that sound nice.Jingle by Lickd ID - 9wQN8kAkoxR

Ticking clocks, empty banks and just one dick

Oooh baby baby it's a loooong one. And it comes as no surprise. This week the girls are talking about expectations, the kinds we set upon ourselves and the kinds our grandma keeps asking about. Why are you still single? Don't you want kids? YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SAVINGS?! Spoiler alert - we say f*ck that, f*ck that and f*ck that. Tune in for a long ol' chat about life and a little exploration between friends.Jingle by LickdID: jWJpDKvlVwb

Body counts and one nighters

Season two kicks off with a big one, should you ever have the "numbers chat"? Tune in for some one night stand horror stories... From bloody boxers to sex to your own music, we have covered some serious ground. As always do write in to @privatemessagepodcast with your stories and questions, this season promises to be a juicy one.Jingle provided by Lickd ID: RzJqM8VV5BI