Keen's Turn: A High-Stakes Vampire Horror Comedy

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Jared Stern is going to die. That is, unless he can slay a vampire before falling to his fangs… When an anxious altruist becomes chance witness to a vampire's murderous meal, he takes it upon himself to rid his city of the threat. But the vampire, not so easily defeated, takes an interest of his own in his would-be slayer. Stakes are raised in ensuing bloody battles, a bout of about turns of turns of mind, and a deadpan penchant for puns—and that's only the beginning. So join me, for a liv...

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Spooky Sbooky Giveaway #1 (Oct. 2023): Win Free Books

Sep 29th, 2023 10:41 PM

This October, enter for a chance to win a free spooky sbooky supernatural/horror/vampire fiction prize bundle: https://melainablanc.com/2023/09/29/spooky-sbooky-giveaway-oct-2023-win-free-books/ ✶✞ Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: ⁠https://melainablanc.com/⁠ Hello. I'd love to hear from you. Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc ⁠https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/⁠ Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1303458375-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-spooky-sbooky Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.

How to Season a Podcast

Jun 5th, 2023 12:23 AM

Join me for the season wrap-up. The road thus far, the road ahead, the road less traveled by... Also, not to "giveaway" too much, but some announcements inside. ✶✞ Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: ⁠https://melainablanc.com/⁠ Hello. I'd love to hear from you. Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc ⁠https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/⁠ Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1303458087-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-how-to-season-a Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.

Chapter 7: Knight's Cuffs (4th quarter)

May 5th, 2023 11:56 PM

Left in the dark again, and no way out. As he faces down another vampire battle, it's time for Jared to pun for his life... ✶✞ Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: https://melainablanc.com/ Hello. I'd love to hear from you. Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1303457905-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-7-knight%27s Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.

Chapter 7: Knight's Cuffs (3rd quarter)

Apr 6th, 2023 11:25 PM

With daylight running out, Jared must convince the woman from last night that her life is in danger before there's another vampire murder... ✶✞ Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: https://melainablanc.com/ Hello. I'd love to hear from you. Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1303458062-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-7-knight%27s Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.

Chapter 7: Night Scuffs (2nd quarter)

Mar 7th, 2023 10:53 PM

Jared heads to Manhattan for some suspenseful stalking of the sexy lady being stalked by the vampire... Also, horror in the dark, anxiety, and DIY home repair. ✶✞ Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: https://melainablanc.com/ Hello. I'd love to hear from you. Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1303457853-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-7-night Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. © 2023 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.

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