Smart Nonsense

Smart Nonsense

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We’re trying to launch this f*cking app | Smart Nonsense #360

Nov 11th, 2025 1:00 PM

Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/Join the waitlist for our new app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://clipt.co/Timestamps:(0:00) Intro(3:09) The American Flag Snuggie(9:23) The absurd hockey gear exam bet(11:27) The $150k app and why software is so hard(20:50) We need a hot mic(23:14) Rematching for 3 hours a day(25:24) Building Xbox Live for studying(30:25) The family business and the backend engineer girlfriendHenry:🎥 Henry's Vlog: : https://youtu.be/k6vHpBUfbb8?t=128🎥 Henry's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/henrybelcaster/🎥 Henry's Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@henrybelcasterDerd:🎉 Derd's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dummy.derd/#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcasterRecorded October 30, 2025

My Bike Got Stolen Again.. | Smart Nonsense #359

Sep 20th, 2025 12:00 PM

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:00) Intro(1:05) Reading Atlas Shrugged in the park(9:53) A suspicious guy on a bike(14:49) "Where is my knife?"(16:09) The bloodshot eye(19:15) The cool cucumber(20:50) Wiping fingerprints off the backpack(22:30) Pursuing the thief(24:40) Pursue!(26:42) The $25-for-medications story(30:03) The $100 bill get-out-of-jail-free card(31:21) Finding a cop, but it's a traffic cop(34:55) Oh no, a precinct jump(37:46) The police come in hot(40:29) Giving the police the phone(43:24) AirTags aren't real-time(44:40) The bike is recovered, but he's gone(46:27) The cop needs his lunch(47:50) Texting from the back of the squad car(49:00) All roads lead to chess(52:23) Now there are cops in the park(54:10) They're rolling up(55:20) Ratting on your friends(56:11) He's going to prisonRecorded September 11, 2025#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

I went to the south of France | Smart Nonsense #358

Sep 19th, 2025 12:00 PM

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:00) Intro(2:09) The piano is for happiness, not for show(3:09) Let's be jingle guys!(3:56) You can't put a piano in a belt loop(4:47) Recorder or creative writing?(5:28) An absolute trip fiasco(6:17) The buddy of a Twitter buddy(7:42) The definition of sunk cost(8:53) Deciding not to go on a trip the morning of(10:44) "I already lost respect for you"(11:34) Wildcard friend gets deported(12:28) Arriving in France with no housing(13:02) Crazy Avis(15:00) French customer service don't give a f...(16:15) We got to call the time!(17:40) The south of France is hot(18:27) Learning to drive a stick shift(19:51) The Zamboni yips(21:26) Cliff diving in France(23:43) Rosé is cheap(24:52) Pizza girl in a bougie town(26:33) Trying to flirt in French(27:36) Oh god...Recorded August 23, 2025#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

How do heat seeking missiles heat seek?? | Smart Nonsense #357

Sep 18th, 2025 12:00 PM

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:00) Intro(2:05) The episode that was banished(3:06) His mom watched the unlisted pod(3:35) The friend who found the unlisted episode(5:08) A catch-22 in a new relationship(7:24) I now fully understand racism(7:55) The loud Africans at the movie in the park(9:53) The one thing a white lady hates(10:48) Banished from the five-star hotel beach(11:09) The new self-driving car thread(13:28) Full self-driving vs. the total fear(15:16) Self-driving missiles(16:07) The gamification of war(17:33) Me flying vs. the IG reels(19:04) What is smut?(19:39) How a heat-seeking missile works(22:31) Evasive maneuvers against a missile(23:33) Lemur 3: The new pilot(24:09) How to dodge a missile(27:11) What happens when a missile misses?(28:18) The final resting place of missiles(29:56) Using flares to fool a missileRecorded August 8, 2025#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

Should You Have an Arranged Marriage? | Smart Nonsense #356

Aug 10th, 2025 12:00 PM

Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.co🕘Timestamps:(0:00) Intro(0:47) Part II of the love and marriage saga(1:25) 7 hours a day on marital research(2:08) Tim ferris is a serious goose, not a silly goose(2:44) Getting adults to arrange things is impossible(3:25) The book of answers (our new bible)(3:55) The isosceles we have: Competing vs. slugging(6:05) The joe rogan jiu-jitsu analogy(6:45) Our approach to marriage is wrong(8:23) The case for arranged marriages(11:59) We marry families, not people(15:15) The enlightenment and romantic love(18:35) How the lower class started dating (19:21) Hollywood propagating romantic love(21:05) America is a bunch of rebellious teenagers(23:09) The girlfriend's grandma on the lips(25:44) Marrying for passion vs. values(30:52) Why we should be more family-centered(32:23) How arranged marriage was portrayed as evilRecorded August 5, 2025#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster

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