S1E1 – Stan Lied, Children Died
Greetings, true believers! Welcome to the first episode of Zero to Zero: a Who Wants to Be a Superhero? podcast! If you're not familiar with this garbage reality show from 2006, congratulations! You're normal! This week we meet our 12 I mean 11 I mean 10 contestants, some of whom are pretty alright. But how will they respond to Stan Lee's first devilish challenge: sympathy for a crying child?! Let's find out! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
S1E2 – Spread It
On this week's episode of Who Wants to Get Attacked by Dogs? the superheroes get attacked by dogs. They also write rude notes to each other and get a makeover. What a show! One of the superheroes even gets a new name by mistake! Wow! You're not gonna see anything like this on any other reality show - and according to the pre-challenge disclaimer, you shouldn't be seeing it here either. Ah well, everyone makes mistakes. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
S1E3 – Team-Alienating Exercise
Hot on the heels of last week's episode where the heroes were given a test of courage and a test of reality show drama, the heroes are given a test of courage and a test of reality show drama. However, not everything is the same! They also face their toughest challenge yet: being normal for ten seconds while buying lunch! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
S1E4 – Beautiful Fruit Bowl Moments
This week on a truly rancid episode of Who Wants to Be a Superhero? the heroes are degraded and humiliated by their friends and families before being forced to degrade and humiliate some actors pretending to be prisoners. It just goes to show you, there are no rules, and every choice is a conscious choice. Content warning for brief discussion of suicide for about 30 seconds starting at 1:16:05. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
S1E5 – Punch the Hidden Nazi
The superheroes are going back to school! We're joined by Alec, the Human Porch himself, to discuss episode 5 which is allegedly titled "The Rise and Fall of the Superhero Empire". How will the superheroes fare against a bunch of children? Probably very well! Also, the show finally figures out its stupid theme on episode 5 of 6! Well, better late than never! Sam | Val | Gigalithic | Alec Twitter