The Neatcast

Episode 201 - Mary Poppins is Pennywise, UFO College Class, and Evil Summer Camps

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.It's Jeremy's final episode for a few months, and we make the most of it in a extra-long, extra-unhinged episode where we discuss:Guess WhatCelebrate Friday the 13th in Theaters for 2026LawngerieBig Guys run at each other because...sports!Mary Poppins & Pennywise are relatedMike's name is now 'Baby Beaver'Even WeirderA beer with an INSANE alcohol content A barber who's just doin' sh*tDanny DeVitoadA UFO college course!Michelangelo hid some Bigfeet in his painting!Beyond The PaleMike shares stories of TERRIFYING SUMMER CAMPS. So, y'know...summer camps.Source 1Source 2Source 3Source 4Source 5Whatcha Wanna Talk About?Mike gives Zack and Jer their FINAL EXAM on GEN Z vernacular.Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

The Neatcast's Big Game Break

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.We're all sleepy and fat with Super Bowl snacks, but we love you so we still BIRTHED this short podcast for you. "Short," and it's over an hour.We talk about:Heinz invents their own version of the Tower of BabelInstacart's list of what weird freaks are buying for their Super Bowl partiesYou can be ALLERGIC to cold...if you're a womanAI has gone too far...again. Tune in next week for the NEXT TIME it goes too far!Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Episode 200 - Lego Crocs, Celebrity Clones, & New Cryptids

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.It's the super-sized 200 episode SPECTACULAR! In this GROUNDBREAKING podcast epic, we make jokes about WEINERS. And also talk about this stuff:Guess WhatPETA is doing some weird s**t againPut giant legos on your feet, stupid!The response to creepy AI porn made by incels10 times people from the 50's got the future wrong by being WAY TOO HOPEFUL.Even WeirderA never-before-talked-about mushroom that makes you see little freaks!The world economy braces for IMMINENT DISCLOSUREMore creepy AI s**tCelebrities are being replaced with clones!Some actually BELIEVABLE celebrity reincarnationsIT'S THE TRAILER FROM HE-MAN!Beyond The PaleWe journal into the dark jungle of OUR OWN DISCORD to discover new and never before heard of cryptids!Whatcha Wanna Talk About?We take a walk down memory lane, only to realize we have no memories, and where we're going...we don't need...ROADS. Er, LANES.Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Episode 199 - Anchovy Donuts, Wandering Mystics, and 19th Century High Strangeness

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.The Neatcasters are back for episode 199...200 is just around the corner! Jer is suffering withdrawals and Mike is suffering from being Mike. Zack is there to be a gentle, guiding hand. That gaslights.Guess WhatThe moon's first overpriced motel for idiots!A food crime. A sin. An act of heresy against God.Finally, a ketchup INNOVATION.Even WeirderThe odds of getting abducted, according to CanadiansA family claims they were cursed by a WANDERING MYSTICAnother FOOD SINPotentially Shady conspiracy theorist death...Beyond The PaleIt's tales of high strangeness from the 1800's! Mike's sources can be found here:Source 1Source 2Source 3Whatcha Wanna Talk About?We play a DISGUSTING, FILTHY game of Real or Fake Movie! Bring gram gram into the room for this one!Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Episode 198 - Consumer Electronic Show, the Future of Sex Dolls, and the Miracle at Fatima

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.The boys are back in town to discuss what those tech guy FREAKS are bringing to the Consumer Electronic show. Plus other things!Guess WhatA scented candle that smells like pizza and ranch, for you sickos out thereThe Consumer Electronic ShowEven WeirderGuy definitely not suffering from nicotine withdrawal symptoms claims a ghost stole his cigarettes!Is VR the future...for PRISONS?The future of sex dolls! (budget)The future of sex dolls! (luxury)Did that statue just FORTNITE DANCE?Beyond The PaleWe talk about the Miracle at Fatima! Shared religious experience...or an early encounter with a UFO?My sources:Source 1Source 2Source 3Source 4Whatcha Wanna Talk About?We play another round of the dating/matchmaker game! Special thanks to Leo Allen for the SEXY AS HELL theme music.Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!