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Episode 204 - Ranch Milkshake, Robo-Roaches, and Bunny Cryptids

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Mike and Zack are joined by the newly recast Jeremy, who sounds weirdly like Kory from The World is My Burrito. And they talk about:Guess WhatNERD FIIIIIIIIGHT!Is this Jim Carrey or a LIZARD REPLACEMENT?Jam our after death!Order a Ranch Milkshake because you hate yourselfEven WeirderLawmakers have decided your employer can't put weird sh*t in your brainAn accused killer goes to WILD LENGTHS to avoid a trialScientists are making abominations against God againAn Indian village where it rains rocks every dayBeyond The PaleMike talks about some WASCALLY WABBIT cryptids!Source 1Source 2Source 3Source 4Whatcha Wanna Talk About?The boys play a game of REAL OR FAKE ANIME!Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Episode 203 - Smart Underwear, Kung-Fu Robots, and USO's

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Mike and Zack are back sans Jer with another guest host. It's Rick from Effin' Cultured, fresh off of Bobby's appearance! He brings some of that good ol' fashioned Effin' depravity to our show as we talk about:Guess Weirder"Smart" Underwear is counting your farts!Dancing robots threaten the lives of innocent childrenA new metal album is coming. You'll never guess the artist.Beyond The PaleWe talk alien abductions...but they aren't taking their victims to space. They're taking them UNDERWATER.Source 1Source 2Source 3Whatcha Wanna Talk About?It's a game of REAL OR FAKE OLYMPIC SPORTS, and it's REALLY HARD DUDE.Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Episode 202 - Olympic Crotch Controversy, Wood Whistlers, and Effin' Golf

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Guess WeirderOlympic ski jumpers are taking...unusual measures for that extra liftAnd speaking of lift, Olympic village is missing a critical resourceFatbergs found in Sydney (Zack why did you bring this to us this is gross what are you doing)Beyond The PaleMike talks WICKED WOOD WHISTLERS!Whatcha Wanna Talk About?It's EFFIN GULF, and the subject is ACTOR CREDITS...something Zack is weirdly in tune with...Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

Episode 201 - Mary Poppins is Pennywise, UFO College Class, and Evil Summer Camps

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.It's Jeremy's final episode for a few months, and we make the most of it in a extra-long, extra-unhinged episode where we discuss:Guess WhatCelebrate Friday the 13th in Theaters for 2026LawngerieBig Guys run at each other because...sports!Mary Poppins & Pennywise are relatedMike's name is now 'Baby Beaver'Even WeirderA beer with an INSANE alcohol content A barber who's just doin' sh*tDanny DeVitoadA UFO college course!Michelangelo hid some Bigfeet in his painting!Beyond The PaleMike shares stories of TERRIFYING SUMMER CAMPS. So, y'know...summer camps.Source 1Source 2Source 3Source 4Source 5Whatcha Wanna Talk About?Mike gives Zack and Jer their FINAL EXAM on GEN Z vernacular.Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!

The Neatcast's Big Game Break

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.We're all sleepy and fat with Super Bowl snacks, but we love you so we still BIRTHED this short podcast for you. "Short," and it's over an hour.We talk about:Heinz invents their own version of the Tower of BabelInstacart's list of what weird freaks are buying for their Super Bowl partiesYou can be ALLERGIC to cold...if you're a womanAI has gone too far...again. Tune in next week for the NEXT TIME it goes too far!Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!