Ask Ashley: The Podcast

We Played Life. They Play Roblox.

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio this week discussing winter on the West Coast, old pains that probably need some attention, and the chaos that unfolds when convenience goes too far.01:08 - Wild Replacements & Delivery App Chaos A DoorDash interruption turns into a full breakdown of the audacity of modern delivery apps. From kids and girlfriends riding along to replacements that make absolutely zero sense, Ashley + Ashley spiral over their worst Instacart, Uber Eats, and DoorDash experiences.18:36 - Things I Saw on the Internet: The Oregon Trail Generation Let’s be real, millennials don’t panic because we’ve already survived everything. Pandemics, epidemics, loss, and pure chaos… all before middle school. The Ashleys unpack how childhood games like The Oregon Trail, The Game of Life, Monopoly, Sorry, and Operation were basically a crash course in adulthood. Millennials played life. Kids nowadays play Roblox. And it shows.23:49 - Things I Saw on the Internet: Male Perspective Therapy You know how men give relationship advice? Blunt. Harsh. And somehow… exactly Ashley N’s speed. The Ashleys unpack why feedback from platonic male friends can hit differently than hearing the same advice from your girlfriends. Plus, why women often benefit more from male friendships than men do from female ones. Cue the double standards. LOL.34:58 - It’s Question Time! The Ashleys get into meals that impress, the most attractive trait in a man, breakup cleanup habits, and a very clear stance on threesomes.Support the show🔥 Don’t miss a moment—subscribe to Ask Ashley: The Podcast on your favorite podcast platform! New episodes drop every week, so hit that subscribe button and stay caught up. You can become one of our besties by subscribing to our BONUS EPISODES where you'll get bonus content, behind-the-scenes, and all the laughs. 📲 Stay connected! Follow us on Instagram @askashleypodcast and subscribe on YouTube: Ask Ashley: The Podcast Let’s keep the conversation going! Comment, share, and tag us in your favorite moments. We love hearing from you!

Honest Mom Internet

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio this week with a proper pour of Kim Crawford, struggling through French words nobody actually knows how to pronounce, and realizing confidence really will take you far.00:00 - Welcome Back to Ask Ashley05:25 - Overthinking the PositiveAshley W is deep in her choose joy era. It’s all about the power of words, rewiring your brain toward positivity, and why overthinking the positive is just as valid as overthinking the negative. Things take an emotional turn after a moment with Ashley’s mom leaves the girls with unexpected tears, a reminder that a sweet moment mixed with Kim Crawford will do it every time.15:28 - When the Internet Goes Out and So Does Your Sense of SafetyThe internet went out for over 24 hours at Ashley N’s house. No Netflix, no Ring cameras, no alarm system, no cell service. It led to the very real realization that modern safety and sanity are dangerously tied to the internet.20:14 - Things I Saw on the Internet: Honest Mom InternetOne time for the unhinged but deeply validating corner of the internet where moms are finally telling the truth. From chaotic mornings and zero patience to breastfeeding pressure, pregnancy grief, and IVF realities. The pretending motherhood is aesthetic has officially expired. Shoutout to honest mom creators.29:50 - It’s TV Time! From Love Island Australia to Real HousewivesAshley W makes a brief attempt to bring Ashley N back into Love Island, but with an uncommitted bestie, she quickly pivots to the big dogs. Enter Real Housewives of Potomac. Karen in jail, Wendy & Happy Eddie catching fraud charges, mid-season mugshots, insurance scams, aliases, and why Potomac might be the most perfectly timed Housewives season we’ve seen in years. Reality TV is back doing what it does best: documenting the downfall in real time.41:50 - DYQ Meme of the Week: Let’s Skip the Talking StageIn the era of getting flewed out, women are hopping on planes and trusting internet strangers at alarming rates. But was it really any better back in the day? The Ashleys swap their riskiest “just go” stories: fake IDs, random men, public bus rides to the club, and almost flying into an active war zone. The conclusion? Risky behavior used to feel normal. Now it just feels unnecessary. Make them work for you, ladies.48:50 - It’s Question Time!Ashley + Ashley discuss morality amongst friends, favorite scents, loyalty, top-notch aura, and celebrity delusion.Support the show🔥 Don’t miss a moment—subscribe to Ask Ashley: The Podcast on your favorite podcast platform! New episodes drop every week, so hit that subscribe button and stay caught up. You can become one of our besties by subscribing to our BONUS EPISODES where you'll get bonus content, behind-the-scenes, and all the laughs. 📲 Stay connected! Follow us on Instagram @askashleypodcast and subscribe on YouTube: Ask Ashley: The Podcast Let’s keep the conversation going! Comment, share, and tag us in your favorite moments. We love hearing from you!

Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!

Ashley and Ashley are back in the studio this week, reminiscing on Jock Jams, MTV Spring Break, the D.A.R.E. program, and dads who smoke big ganja.00:58- Let’s get ready to rumbleeee!! Who remembers Jock Jams?! Arguably the greatest sports mix of all time. Somebody track down the DJ who made that CD because they really laid the blueprint for Kidz Bop.07:41-  Family Photos & Teen Attitudes Ashley N is a professional when it comes to photoshoots… except when you add a teenager. New clothes, bad moods, untucked shirts, and the very real realization that her daughter might act a lot more like her dad than she thought.14:30-  Ashley’s French Date Night at Home If there’s one thing Ashley W is gonna do, it’s overachieve. A simple “wine & dinner at the house” turned into a full French experience: a sommelier, a private chef, a wine tour of France, flags, playlists, and more.23:55-  D.A.R.E. Was… a scheme set up by Todd The ‘90s drug prevention program taught kids way too much about crack pipes, spoons, and “uppers vs downers.” The off-duty cash cow is giving… the only people truly around the drugs were the officers themselves.34:16- TV Time: All’s Fair, All Her Fault, All Good… Or Maybe Not. The new Kim Kardashian Hulu drama is the hate-watch phenomenon happening in real time. How can a show reviewed so terribly deliver 3.2 million viewers and a Season 2 renewal? Because of people like The Ashleys.43:30- Dear Young Queen Meme of the Week “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re a great mom. Those kids are just bad. They get it from their dad.” From looking like their dad to acting like their dad, the Ashleys get into projection, co-parenting, and some of the best unfiltered advice on choosing who you sit next to at parent–teacher conferences.49:31- It’s Question Time! Ashley + Ashley discuss hearing the word “no,” choosing a generous man over a rich man, avoiding Apple shortcuts, and absolutely chaotic app behavior.🔥 Don’t miss a moment—subscribe to Ask Ashley: The Podcast on your favorite podcast platform! New episodes drop every week, so hit that subscribe button and stay caught up. You can become one of our besties by subscribing to our BONUS EPISODES where you'll get bonus content, behind-the-scenes, and all the laughs. 📲 Stay connected! Follow us on Instagram @askashleypodcast and subscribe on YouTube: Ask Ashley: The Podcast Let’s keep the conversation going! Comment, share, and tag us in your favorite moments. We love hearing from you!

That’s MY Delusion Talking

Ashley + Ashley are back this week with heavy opinions, light patience, and zero tolerance for systems that don’t make sense. 00:06 - The NFL Mushroom Helmet: A new soft-shell covers helmet designed to reduce concussions but only about 9-13 players are wearing it this season?! Huh? Confusing to anyone else?  The Ashleys get into CTE, short NFL careers, exploited bodies, and why their sons will be struggling through literally anything else.06:19  - Kids, AAU Sports & The $3,000 Childhood Upcharge:  Auntie Ash is refusing to go spend another $100 to watch her niece play 2 AAU basketball games. Ashley N breaks down what it really costs to raise a kid in sports. Monthly fees, tournaments, travel, wristbands, uniforms, and surprise expenses.15:52  - Ashley Enters Her Anime-Adjacent Era:  Never thought the day would come when Ashley + Anime went together in the same sentence. But… here we are. Black anime kids, Naruto peer pressure, Adult Swim propaganda, Kid Cudi cartoons, Comic-Con alternate realities, and why Daria is the only gateway animation Ashley respects.22:46 - It’s TV Time! Rewatching Scandal With Adult Eyes: Toxic love, secret service hoe phases, Vermont houses that never got built, and how Olivia Pope might actually be the villain. Netflix sent out the Scandal alert and Ashley N dove right in. 35:35 - It’s Question Time!  The Ashley’s are discussing Warm brownie politics (edge vs middle), parked car therapy sessions, disappearing for 24 hours, getting arrested, switching lives, and what Ashley would absolutely lose her mind over if she had to parent for a day.Motherhood, Guilt & The Emotional ROI of Parenting: The ladies get honest about what nobody tells you about being a parent. The sacrifices, the love, the imbalance, and the question nobody can answer beforehand: Is it actually worth it?🔥 Don’t miss a moment—subscribe to Ask Ashley: The Podcast on your favorite podcast platform! New episodes drop every week, so hit that subscribe button and stay caught up. You can become one of our besties by subscribing to our BONUS EPISODES where you'll get bonus content, behind-the-scenes, and all the laughs. 📲 Stay connected! Follow us on Instagram @askashleypodcast and subscribe on YouTube: Ask Ashley: The Podcast Let’s keep the conversation going! Comment, share, and tag us in your favorite moments. We love hearing from you!

Be A "Regular" Somewhere

Ashley + Ashley are back in the studio this week with a little chaos, a little wisdom, and a whole lot of opinions. From not understanding life on Do Not Disturb to $2 Jäger bombs. From detoxing from tequila to remembering when people could smoke on airplanes… these two have thoughts this week, loud ones.1:02 – Do Not Disturb EtiquetteThe Ashleys take a hard stance against people who live their lives on Do Not Disturb. If your phone stays muted from sunup to sundown… grow up. Adults have responsibilities. Take your damn phone off DND.'5:10 – The TikTok-Famous Chinese Medicine “Doctor”Ashley N heads to downtown LA to see the viral Chinese Medicine doctor who checks your pulse, looks at your tongue, collects cash only, and sends you home with a 10-day tea that ruins your entire week. A nightmare from start to finish.13:57 – Ashley W Has Entered Her Gin EraTequila has been dethroned. Ashley W is officially a gin girlie now and accepting cocktail suggestions. French 75s? Gimlets? Meanwhile, Ashley N still has Bombay Sapphire trauma, so she might take a beat before joining the movement.18:30 – The Importance of Having a Regular SpotAshley W’s PSA of the week: get yourself a regular establishment. A bar, a restaurant, somewhere people know your name AND your order. A server who flirts a little and brings your dessert without asking? That’s emotional support. That’s community.27:31 – Dear Young Queen Meme of the WeekChanging a man’s name in your phone is an absolute no-no. The Ashleys didn’t write the rule, they just follow it. Because “as soon as you give a dude the benefit… here come the MF’n doubt.”30:45 – Cheating in the Notes AppCheating used to happen in texts. Then DMs. Now? The Notes app. Private shared notes, locked folders, hidden conversations… The Ashleys uncover the creativity (and stupidity) of modern betrayal.38:49 – It’s Question Time!The ladies dive into this week’s wild questions: spitting preferences (no thanks), last lies told, matching tattoo ideas, and what their reality TV–watching cult would require daily.🔥 Don’t miss a moment—subscribe to Ask Ashley: The Podcast on your favorite podcast platform! New episodes drop every week, so hit that subscribe button and stay caught up.You can become one of our besties by subscribing to our BONUS EPISODES where you'll get bonus content, behind-the-scenes, and all the laughs.📲 Stay connected! Follow us on Instagram @askashleypodcast and subscribe on YouTube: Ask Ashley: The PodcastLet’s keep the conversation going! Comment, share, and tag us in your favorite moments. We love hearing from you!🔥 Don’t miss a moment—subscribe to Ask Ashley: The Podcast on your favorite podcast platform! New episodes drop every week, so hit that subscribe button and stay caught up. You can become one of our besties by subscribing to our BONUS EPISODES where you'll get bonus content, behind-the-scenes, and all the laughs. 📲 Stay connected! Follow us on Instagram @askashleypodcast and subscribe on YouTube: Ask Ashley: The Podcast Let’s keep the conversation going! Comment, share, and tag us in your favorite moments. We love hearing from you!