Therapy Gecko

“I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”

A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becoming a doctor by watching YouTube or something like that. They do not celebrate Christmas on Neptune. I am a gecko.Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”

A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money. It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”

A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change. Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”

A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever. I love diet root beer. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”

A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life. Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.