Therapy Gecko

“I JUST PASSED A KIDNEY STONE”

A caller shares a cautionary tale about diet soda, a caller develops feelings for a coworker that conflicts with her relationship, and a final caller reconnects with her estranged dad after 20 years. It is time to board the Banana Boat. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“MY MOM WANTS ME OUT”

A caller's mom wants them to move out, a scientist struggles to connect in social settings, and we read viewer mail about turning off your ability to feel pain and becoming a masochist. That's how they get you. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I’M ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK DATING”

A caller gets addicted to Facebook Dating, a caller overcomes his stutter, and we read viewer mail about sonder, running for office, and GTA6. I call heads. Unless tails is better. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I’M A LONG DISTANCE PARENT”

A caller co-parents his daughter over a long distance, a caller is pushed out of their polyamorous relationship, a caller reigns supreme over the pizza shop, and we read viewer mail from someone who wants to delete their mother in-law. A broken clock is right twice a day, unless it’s a digital clock that won’t turn on. Then it is never anything. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“THE MOON LANDING DID NOT HAPPEN”

In this IRL episode I talked to people outside of a McDonalds and then got kicked out of the McDonalds and accidentally ended up at a pride parade. I talked to an aspiring pilot, a lady living out of her car, learned about why the moon landing was fake, and a lot of other fun stuff. I love going outside. Speak now or forever hold your peace. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.