An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

Episode List

LOVE IN THE STRIP CLUB GONE RIGHT

Jan 14th, 2026 3:00 PM

A caller is pleasantly surprised after pouring his heart out at the strip club, a caller shares how accidentally becoming a father has changed his character, and a final caller's cat keeps trying to die. We are no longer welcomed at game night. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

READING GECKMAIL WITH MY DAD

Jan 11th, 2026 3:00 PM

Hello. In this episode I wake my dad up from a nap and read viewer mail with him. He tells me about fantasizing over nuclear warfare, how his life went differently than how he anticipated, if people were more optimistic in the 70s, and a lot of other life stuff. He gave his perspective on emails about friendship, love, anxiety, and other human things. It was a good episode and I’m happy we did it. I think it was a good one. I hope you like it. Try doing a podcast with your dad it’s fun. It is time to throw a hairdryer into outer space. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I LIVE ON A NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATION”

Jan 7th, 2026 3:00 PM

A caller talks about their day to day life on a Navajo reservation while they herd sheep, I talk to a second caller about this paradoxical life of schemes, and a viewer email debates whether or not to disclose his history of writing successful gay erotica. It is time to pin the tail on John Travolta. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”

Jan 4th, 2026 3:00 PM

A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a caller discusses the struggles of dating while overweight. Light a candle. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I GREW UP ULTRA ORTHODOX JEWISH “

Dec 31st, 2025 3:00 PM

A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my favorite geckmail email in the history of this show. Don’t chew gum while skydiving. I am a gecko.Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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