Two best friends. Two microphones. Zero filter. A weekly chat where everything is on the table - high brow, low brow, and the over-plucked nineties brow. It's a conversation with friends who should probably know better, but don't. Welcome! www.liseandsarah.com.au If you’re on the hunt for a funny Australian podcast for women that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, hi, that's us. The Lise and Sarah Show with Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills is a funny podcast for women that takes a l...
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Episode List

Can We Please Normalise Having a Crap House?

Mar 30th, 2026 4:00 PM

Ever had the skip bin fantasy? When you want to throw away your entire house and start again? Sames. We're over everyones perfect houses, it's time to make crap houses great again. Plus, the freedom of quitting gel nails, why you need eight hugs a day, and run to Ikea because you're gonna need a foot stool pronto. Send your crap house things to the show phone: 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is 15 the Age That Breaks You as a Parent?

Mar 23rd, 2026 4:00 PM

In a world of annoying ads, rogue medical advice (hi, Green Whistle) and stupid games on Tik Tok, sometimes you gotta go deep. And today,. Sarah’s daughter turns 15. Only it's not just a birthday, it’s a full-blown emotional reckoning. There are ugly cries and beautiful truths today. Get on board. The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Can't Stop Thinking About Durries..What's Wrong With Me?

Mar 16th, 2026 4:00 PM

After 45 years of being the poster girl for healthy living, Lise has a confession: somehow she has picked up a ciggy and had a little smoko. It's complicated. Sarah re-watched Mrs Doubtfire and is suddenly on the side of Sally Field. Who would eat who in a zombie apocalypse? And this week in woo-woo, the strange moment a tennis ball appeared exactly when it was needed most. The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Poster Girl for Colonoscopies

Mar 9th, 2026 1:35 PM

Big news! You can now watch us on Spotify and Youtube. It's a decision we may come to regret, but for now, just search Lise & Sarah on Spotify and Youtube and watch our faces get involved!Today, we have a new office but we're using it for more than work. Sarah's had it with shop return policies. Lise convinces everyone that colonoscopies are the break we all need and deserve, sharing her genuinely enthusiastic tips (including why you should never book the morning slot). And finally, we go down a rabbit hole of brand names we’ve all been pronouncing wrong. Sorry, Porsche. The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

America’s Next Top Model Was Unhinged. Why Did We Love It So Much?

Mar 2nd, 2026 4:00 PM

It was the biggest show of its time. Ten thousand girls lined up to be cast by Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model. It was the days of early Reality TV before we knew the tricks of the content-making machine. But watching it back in 2026 feels like....... oh God, we really let this happen? The sex on camera. The fat shaming. The “fix your gap.” The race-swapping shoot. It was unhinged and problematic in all the worst ways; and we ate it up And now we have to unpack why. Got opinions? The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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