The Confused Breakfast

The Confused Breakfast

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A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Thursday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

Episode List

BRUNCH: The Confused Breakfast Gets To Star in 'Roadhouse'

Feb 2nd, 2026 11:24 AM

This is a very special brunch episode. Camden Griffith hosts an episode where we get to play a game called 'Never Stop Blowing Up' which allows Mike, Sean and AJ to enter the world of 'Roadhouse' and play out the story they way we would like to do it. It's a TTRPG or a game similar to DND and it's a really fun time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Desperado (1995)

Jan 29th, 2026 11:27 AM

When you saw this movie for the first time, I bet you didn’t know it was the second movie in a trilogy.  But I’m sure you knew that it was everything you could ever want in a movie..  Robert Rodriquez unleashed with an actual budget,  Antonio Banderas reminding us what cool looks like and Salma Hayek being the most gorgeous woman in the history of movies.  With a body count of 67, we are of course talking about 1995’s Desperado •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:30  - Pertinent movie details  •0:10:30  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:18:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:22:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progressive.com  **NordVPN-  Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! **FABLETICS-  Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP! Just head to http://Fabletics.com/confused  —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BRUNCH: 3 Ninjas/Sidekicks (Double Feature)

Jan 26th, 2026 11:17 AM

Today's special episode is a double feature. We are reviewing not one but TWO kid's karate movies from 1992. We finally rewatched 3 Ninjas after it's disastrous review and low rating back in Feburary of 2021. Will we change our ranking? Then we dive into Sidekicks, a movie that has been requested many times. Enjoy! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progressive.com  **NordVPN-  Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! **FABLETICS-  Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP! Just head to http://Fabletics.com/confused  —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grandma's Boy (2006)

Jan 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM

On today’s brand new episode, we discuss perhaps one of the most quoted movies of the 2000s.   Barely grossing $6 million in its original theatrical release, this film made over $50 million in DVD sales alone.  In fact, the CEO of Blockbuster has gone on record calling it the most stolen movie of all-time because it was never voluntarily returned.  We are of course talking about 2006’s Grandma’s Boy. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:30  - Pertinent movie details  •0:11:15  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:24:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:43:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— Link to purchase Mike’s book: https://a.co/d/0vx06Iq SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **NordVPN-  Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BRUNCH: The Confusie Award Show from the 2025 Season

Jan 19th, 2026 11:11 AM

Welcome to the second annual Confusie Awards Presentation. On this episode, we go back through all the movies of our 2025 season and give out winners for best actor/actress, best supporting actor/actress, best episode, most punchable face and so much more. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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