An Audio Podcast of Questionable Distinction

Lost Tycho Brahe and Mrs. Longfellow 1985 TV Pilot

Tycho Brahe & Mrs. Longfellow (1985) — “They’re in love. With each other. And with danger.”Rumble Falls is the kind of sleepy mining town where the neon flickers, the saxophone never sleeps, and somebody is always “accidentally” falling into a shaft. Into this glitter-dusted grit strolls a most 80s power-couple: Tycho Brahe—yes, the 16th-century Danish astronomer with the polished brass nose—reborn by unexplained TV science and forever quoting the heavens, and Mrs. Longfellow—cocktail-wielding socialite, magazine maven, and problem-solver who can spot a murder motive faster than she can finish a bourbon. Think Hart to Hart chemistry, Simon & Simon stakeouts, and Murder, She Wrote coincidence—all poured over crushed ice and served with a cheeky umbrella.  The unaired two-hour pilot drops our lovers into “A Case of Miss Dynamite,” where a pageant queen goes boom, a mayor sweats rosewater, and a foreman insists a lit stick of dynamite is a “romance candle.” Crane shots you can practically hear, freeze-frame laughs you can definitely feel, and a theme song that says “lighthearted crime show” before the first commercial bumper. Tycho charts trajectories and blood spatter like star maps; Mrs. Longfellow reads people like a society page. The clues point left-handed, the alibis go right out the window, and every time Tycho’s about to solve it, she solves him instead. Do they crack the case? Eventually. Do they sizzle? Constantly. (Cue the rim-lit promo still, police tape just out of focus, and a jet that keeps “turning around” for one more kiss.)  In true 80s fashion, the town’s brass can’t stand them, the townsfolk adore them, and the captions were supposed to explain everything… not that anyone read those during the key change. The result is a gloriously anachronistic, neon-noir valentine to prime-time sleuthing: part telescope, part tumbler, all chemistry. Credits (1985 pilot)Written & Directed by Tom KonkleProduced by Tom Konkle and Kurtis Bedford (Mindstream Audio)Stephanie Dulli … Mrs. LongfellowTom Konkle … Tycho BraheJude Gerard Prest … Mayor GribbonsKurtis Bedford … Lt. HassellhoffJill Maglione … Darla / BarmaidDavid Beeler … Foreman SteveAndy Hartson-Bowyer … Narrator(Never aired. Cult status inevitable.)Write us we would like to hear from you Support the show Lumen Actus Productions, Inc.

The Radio Dance Teams: Tapping Into History.

Comedy - Faux-cumentary    Podcast episode from Radio that explores the baffling, invisible world of certain radio genres. Through interviews with delusional producers, haunted technicians, and emotionally unstable tap soloists, this satirical audio documentary uncovers the lost legacy of those who danced for the ears… and sometimes against common sense.  The Radio Dance Teams is a tribute to the forgotten, the footlighted, and the deeply confused. Written, Edited, and Directed by Tom Konkle  Cast (in alphabetical order):Kurtis Bedford as Clarence Klomper / Bobby “Big Breath” Mulligan / Big Tony Radio Announcer 3David Beeler as Foxtrot Radio Announcer 2 / Neville SponJude Gerard Prest as Big Tony Two Feet / Radio CriticTom Konkle as Cecil Periwinkle / Various Radio Announcers / Ventriloquist and Dummy / Disenchanted DancerLes Marsden as Trev CoddlingtonJill Manglione as Doris Mabel “Mabby” Smoot-Haversham / Midge / Mabel Dobbins / ChestyPete Lutz as Intro Announcer / EdgarZander Schaus as Skip McDanielStephanie Stearns Dulli as Glenda / Dorothy “Dotty” Sweeney / Myrtle FinkelbaumGino C. Vianelli as Lorne Cagney / Sid GersbackMusic, sound sound effects editing and post sound by Tom Konkle Write us we would like to hear from you Support the show Lumen Actus Productions, Inc.

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea starring Vernon Wells as Captain Nemo

Drama Science Fiction - Prepare to plunge into a reimagined, atmospheric adaptation of Jules Verne’s classic 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, crafted in the brooding style with cinematic flair. This is not just a journey beneath the waves—it’s a descent into the human soul.  Starring Vernon Wells, Paul Eiding, Tom Konkle and David Beeler.  Directed by Tom Konkle.Join Professor Aronnax, his loyal servant Conseil, and the brash harpooner Ned Land as they are swept aboard the enigmatic Nautilus, a submarine unlike any other, captained by the brilliant yet tormented Captain Nemo. Trapped within its iron confines, they are drawn into Nemo’s obsessive quest for freedom from a corrupt world above—a quest that spirals into vengeance, tragedy, and a confrontation with the unfathomable power of the sea.From breathtaking wonders of the deep to the haunting isolation of the abyss, this adaptation explores themes of freedom, captivity, and the price of defiance. With relentless action, vivid characters, and a chilling climax in the heart of a raging maelstrom, this is a journey that will leave you questioning: can we ever escape the weight of our own choices?"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Tom Konkle, bidding you goodnight from the shadowy corridors of the mind, where stories are told and dreams are shaped into the sounds you’ve just heard. Tonight’s production has been a humble offering  An Audio Podcast of Questionable Distinction —our attempt to bring you the extraordinary, the macabre, the moving, and the marvelous.I wanted to do an adaption of this Jules Verne classic but honor it by having a new take on it as a moody, introspective fever dream. Audio fiction leads itself to such things and so I began this tale.But of course, no such endeavor is truly the work of one man. For tonight’s voyage into the theater of the mind, I owe my deepest thanks to my dear and talented friends: Vernon Wells as Nemo, Tom Konkle as Professor Aronnax, David Beeler as Ned, Paul Eiding as Conseil, with Pete Lutz, Larry Groebe, Kurtis Bedford Jack Ward, and my son, Sean Konkle. Their voices have lent life to the characters that moved and breathed within this little world we built together.As always, the writing adaption, the music, the editing, and the direction—such as it is—are mine. A pleasure, as ever, to weave the tale. But the magic is yours, dear listeners. You make these stories live, simply by hearing them.And so, until next time, we leave you here—between the ticking seconds, the fading echoes, and the whisper of dreams yet untold. Write us we would like to hear from you Support the show Lumen Actus Productions, Inc.

Trailer for The Reasonably Amazing Adventures of Flash Gordon Series

 "The Reasonably Amazing Adventures of Flash Gordon" is a 10-episode comedy science fiction series produced by the Tom Konkle and Kurtis Bedford. This series on An Audio Podcast of Questionable Distinction offers a humorous take on the classic "Flash Gordon" radio serials, blending absurd comedy with science fiction elements. The narrative follows Flash Gordon, portrayed by Tom Konkle, as he navigates encounters with Hawkmen, Bluemen, and a peculiar queen, all while satirizing the original 1930s radio adventures.  The series is available on multiple podcast platforms: Apple Podcasts: Radio RebornSpotify: Radio RebornAmazon Music: Radio ReborniHeartRadio: Radio RebornTuneIn: The Reasonably Amazing Adventures of Flash GordonPodcast Addict: The Reasonably Amazing Adventures of FlashPodchaser: The Reasonably Amazing Adventures of FlashBuzzsprout: Radio RebornPlayer FM: Mindstream Radio RebornAudible: Reasonably Amazing Adventures of Flash Gordon Listeners can enjoy this series on their preferred podcast platform and on YouTube.Write us we would like to hear from you Support the show Lumen Actus Productions, Inc.

Ep. 10 The New Reasonably Amazing Comic Adventures of Flash

Comedy -  Final episode! Dr. Zarkov—previously turned into a human popsicle—finally thaws out, only mildly annoyed by the persistent pins and needles in his extremities. He and Dale promptly decide that making a quiet, dignified exit from Azura’s palace is absolutely out of the question. After all, where’s the fun in that?Armed once more with their trusty meat-roasting electrodes (surely the greatest upgrade to any action-packed arsenal), they storm Azura’s throne room and demand she vacate the premises—or at least hand over the fancy crown. In the midst of thunderous zaps and a flurry of singed drapery, they manage to corner Flash and gently suggest that he might be under the influence of a mind-scrambling substance.In a neat bit of role reversal, the insidious, memory-altering wine is duly administered to Azura herself, leaving her as befuddled as Flash had been. Our heroes, presumably quite pleased with themselves, gather their wits (what few remain) and prepare to ride off into the cosmic sunset.Will there be celebratory toasts, awkward small talk about iced beverages, and a collective sigh of relief that Flash has finally regained his faculties? Possibly—after all, it’s not every day you dethrone an intergalactic queen with a meat thermometer and some well-aimed static electricity. And thus concludes another thoroughly Reasonably Amazing adventure!   Directed and edited by Tom Konkle.  Written and Produced by Tom Konkle and Kurtis Bedford.  Starring Tom Konkle as Flash Gordon and Hawkman, Stephanie Stearns Dulli as Dale Arden, Kurtis Bedford as Announcer 1  and Ming, Gino C. Vianelli as Thune and David Beeler as Dr. Zarkov.   Music various in the public domain 1934.Support the work it takes to make the show here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/TomKonkleIf you're enjoying the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or any place you're listening, and subscribe now for future episodes.Write us we would like to hear from you Support the show Lumen Actus Productions, Inc.