Episode List
What changes would you make to The Calendar in the next balance patch?
How would you like to relive the Bubonic Plague? How about help build the Pyramids? OK well what about having your Saturdays locked behind paid DLC? If you think these ideas are good we've got even more as we try to improve the calendar in this episode!Jamie organises a Smite tournament, Bear eliminates scheduling, and Eddie makes everyone a woman for a day, as Judge Alex just tries to figure out what month it is.We've got microtransactions and divine actions, randomisation and political implementation, history and herstory in our calendar balance patch pitches. Do any of them make a lick of sense?Website: www.hexagorgon.comTwitch: hexagorgonliveYouTube: HexaGorgonBluesky: @hexagorgon.comFacebook: HexaGorgonFBPatreon: HexagorgonKo-fi: hexagorgonCredits:Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio LibraryMultimedia Internet CD-Rom Flash Wipe Cartoon 01 from the Adobe Sound Library0:00 Can we fix the calendar?1:34 Season Passes15:18 Revisit limited-time events22:04 Mandatory National Holidays27:46 More god days35:20 Randomised months45:18 Governmental Department for the Calendar51:18 And the winner is...
Where should the next Pokémon game be set?
We all know that Pokémon is running out of ideas, but it turns out there's a simple solution: Just change the location! We've got 6 totally original ideas for The Pokémon Company to explore, and they definitely won't all involve lengthy copyright battles.Eddie suggests the most extreme places he could find on Earth, Bear goes to the most bizarre places he could find not on Earth, and Alex pitches the most magical places of them all... Meanwhile, Judge Jamie gets baffled by the new status conditions we're adding: Decapitation, Wanted Levels, and Dead (yes, Decapitation and Dead are different things).We explore some realistic Pokémon settings such as The Big Apple and Christmas, as well as some weirder choices involving Dinosaurs and A Galaxy Far Far Away, and finally some truly original content from Frank Herbert and Lewis Carroll. If Pokémon was already weird enough for you then good luck with this episode!Website: www.hexagorgon.comTwitch: hexagorgonliveYouTube: HexaGorgonBluesky: @hexagorgon.comFacebook: HexaGorgonFBPatreon: HexagorgonKo-fi: hexagorgonCredits:Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library0:00 Why does Santa need a job?1:27 Jurassic Park10:24 Wonderland18:35 A Galaxy Far Far Away (Star Wars)27:09 The North Pole37:02 Arrakis (Dune)43:53 New York52:54 And the winner is...
What job should Santa actually have?
Santa Claus is looking for work. That's right, we've finally noticed that Jolly Old Saint Nick is only working 1 day a year, so we're going to find him some extra employment!Jamie wants him to put on a show, Eddie thinks he'd make a good Mr Beast competitor, and Bear (for reasons we still don't understand) is sending children to Mars. All the while Judge Alex is just trying to keep us off the naughty list this year.We explore sporting options including a referee and a WWE wrestler, look into the entertainment package with YouTube and strippergrams, and even consider loftier options such as Air Traffic Control and NASA. Or maybe Father Christmas should ignore all our advice and just settle down as a dog walker.Website: www.hexagorgon.comTwitch: hexagorgonliveYouTube: HexaGorgonBluesky: @hexagorgon.comFacebook: HexaGorgonFBPatreon: HexagorgonKo-fi: hexagorgonCredits:Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library0:00 Why does Santa need a job?2:03 Sports Judge/Referee11:33 Professional Wrestler17:42 YouTuber24:56 A Rocket31:10 Strippergram37:47 Dog Walker38:25 Air Traffic Controller45:47 And the winner is...
How would you improve the Death Star?
After 2 Death Stars you'd think they'd give up. But we're back for a third, baby! Can our 3 "experts" figure out how to make Death Star 3 not bad this time?Eddie created Palpatine's Party Planet, Paul rolls the Death Star downhill through hyperspace, and Alex puts the War Star back in Star Wars.We consider the typical capitalist crap you'd expect from the Empire in the form of advertising, marketing, and even a corporate sponsorship. Though we also debate the "right idea, wrong execution" motif through changing the shape or weapon of the Killer Sphere. And then there's going all the way to Death Star 5 by adding the other 3 Horsemen of the Apocalypse to the line-up.Website: www.hexagorgon.comTwitch: hexagorgonliveYouTube: HexaGorgonBluesky: @hexagorgon.comFacebook: HexaGorgonFBPatreon: HexagorgonKo-fi: hexagorgonCredits:Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library0:00 Somehow Palpatine returned.1:34 Different shape9:21 Better marketing14:33 Use it for advertising21:41 Power something else29:55 Add the other 'Horsemen of the Apocalypse' Stars35:20 Hyperspace Traffic Warden38:14 And the winner is...
How would you utilise the Mystery Gang and their dumb dog (Scooby-Doo)?
Solving mysteries ain't gonna pay the bills forever. At least that's what Fred keeps telling me, so we better find something else to do with The Mystery Gang (and their dumb dog).Alex turns The Gang into gamers, Jamie misses an opportunity to patent Cotton Candy Dogs, and Eddie turns Scooby-Doo into the most corrupt judge ever seen. Meanwhile Judge Bear mostly just wants to see Fred in a swimsuit.Whether it be maximising profit through streaming and health & safety audits, utilising their existing skills in food and entertainment, or figuring out how to make use of a talking dog; this episode really plumbs the depths of The Mystery Machine and the Doo Crew.Website: www.hexagorgon.comTwitch: hexagorgonliveYouTube: HexaGorgonBluesky: @hexagorgon.comFacebook: HexaGorgonFBPatreon: HexagorgonKo-fi: hexagorgonCredits:Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library0:00 Why are The Mystery Gang looking for work?2:22 Catering9:07 Content Creation16:59 Party Ruiners25:22 Running a Funfair35:49 Health & Safety Auditors42:45 Use the Talking Dog53:58 And the winner is...
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