The Best Storyteller In Texas Podcast

"Laughing at Life's Unexpected Twists"

Episode Description "Are you worrying about things that aren't even real, or stumbling into problems that don't exist?" 🎙️ This episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, opens with a wise and witty saying: "Don't stumble into tables and chairs that are not in the room." Kent reminds listeners to avoid wasting energy on imaginary troubles—a lesson that sets the tone for a show packed with humor, insight, and unforgettable stories. Kent dives into the world of "stupid criminals," recounting the tale of a Wisconsin man who managed to steal not one, but two cop cars in a single day. If you want to steal something, Kent warns, "don't steal a cop's car—especially not two!" The episode also features the saga of Robert Ellis, a Chicago man who represented himself in court for impersonating a police officer and actually won his case, proving that sometimes luck and a little badge can go a long way. Sports fans will love Kent's take on the Super Bowl, including the story of Brian Fowler, who set a Guinness World Record by attending every NFL stadium in one season. Kent shares his own football bucket list and reflects on the changing landscape of the NFL, from halftime shows to the impact of "woke" advertising. The episode is filled with memorable moments: a woman trapped in a Pennsylvania car wash who turned her ordeal into viral fame, the Washington Post's dramatic newsroom cuts, and Kent's musings on the evolution of team names and legendary players like Johnny Unitas and John Riggins. Health and wellness get a spotlight as Kent discusses binge drinking, gut health, and the surprising statistics about Americans struggling with bills and moving for better jobs. He challenges survey results, reminding listeners to "always watch on surveys—if they word the question right, they can come out with what they want." Kent also tackles big issues: immigration enforcement, nuclear arms negotiations, and the ever-changing world of electric cars. The episode wraps with fun facts about Super Bowl snacks—did you know Americans consumed 1.5 billion chicken wings, enough to circle the earth three times? Notable Quotes: "Don't stumble into tables and chairs that are not in the room." "If you want to steal something, don't steal a cop's car—especially not two!" "Always watch on surveys—if they word the question right, they can come out with what they want." "Avoid making problems out of things that are not problems." Ready for laughter, wisdom, and a fresh perspective on Texas life? Hit subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love a great story and a sharp mind! ⭐️🎧 Call-to-Action 👉 Don't miss out—subscribe now, leave a review, and share this episode with your friends! Your support helps Kent keep the stories coming. 🎉

Texas Upsets and Everyday Legends

Episode Description "Can you trust the numbers, or are they just another tool for a clever storyteller?" 🎙️ This episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, opens with a classic Texas saying: "Figures never lie and liars figure." Kent dives into the drama of a shocking Senate race upset in Tarrant County, where overconfidence and low turnout flipped a safe seat—reminding listeners that "Republicans need to remember, you got to get out your vote." The national media may spin the story, but Kent's insight cuts through the noise. From the chaos of deadly winter storms that left hundreds of thousands without power, to the tragic tale of a Challenger jet crash in Maine, Kent's stories are packed with real-life lessons and Texas grit. He shares why he refuses to fly in ice or snow, declaring, "If you're not right, then you're probably not gonna make it through it." The episode takes a hilarious turn with tales of a mattress on fire, a Florida man's wild DWI chase, and the legendary Lubbock detective Bill—who "was the only guy in Lubbock openly trying to practice law that had never been to law school." Kent's humor and honesty shine as he recounts courtroom antics and the importance of knowing your own health. Listeners get practical wisdom on the five essentials everyone should know: blood pressure, weight, heart health, cholesterol, and diabetes risk. Kent's advice is memorable—"If you listen to your body, it'll tell you what's wrong"—and he doesn't shy away from tough truths about obesity, exercise, and the dangers of sugar. The episode also explores the addictive nature of social media, the impact of class action lawsuits, and the ever-changing landscape of college athletics. Kent reflects on how Walmart and Amazon revolutionized retail, sometimes at the expense of small-town businesses, and how the world keeps changing in unexpected ways. Notable Quotes: "Figures never lie and liars figure." "If you're not right, then you're probably not gonna make it through it." "If you listen to your body, it'll tell you what's wrong." "Only one at a time, please." (on department store scales) Ready for laughter, wisdom, and a fresh perspective on Texas life? Hit subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love a great story and a sharp mind! ⭐️🎧 Call-to-Action 👉 Don't miss out—subscribe now, leave a review, and share this episode with your friends! Your support helps Kent keep the stories coming. 🎉    

"The Cowboy Hat on a Snow Drift"

"Is the loudest person in the room ever the smartest—or just hard of hearing?" 🧐 In this riveting episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, Chancellor Kent Hance takes listeners on a journey through the wild extremes of Texas weather, unforgettable characters, and the kind of stories only a true Texan can tell. From blizzards that bury cowboys and their horses, to the infamous "Snowmageddon" of 2021 that changed the state's energy grid forever, Kent's tales blend humor, history, and hard-earned wisdom. Key moments include: Legendary Texas Weather: Hear about the hottest and coldest days ever recorded, the "Hotter'n Hell 100" bike race, and the epic floods of Hurricane Harvey—where 54 inches of rain fell in just 48 hours! 🌧️🔥 Wildlife Encounters: Kent shares his airboat adventure in the Everglades, spotting alligators and massive turtles, and reveals how invasive pythons and feral hogs are changing the landscape—no license required to hunt these menaces! 🐊🐍🐗 Life Lessons & Laughs: From Harvard studies on exercise and napping ("A short nap after lunch can recharge your day!") to the importance of background checks in schools, Kent's stories are packed with practical advice and sharp wit. Unforgettable Quotes: "The loudest person in the room is usually not the smartest. And many times, they're just hard of hearing." "My dad always told the story about the cowboy hat on a snow drift—there was a man under it, and he said, 'Did you dig my horse out that I'm riding?'" "You can hunt pythons in Florida—no license needed, just go out and shoot them. The government will be happy you did!" From the icy roads of Austin to the bedbug conferences in Denver, Kent's storytelling brings Texas to life with every anecdote. Whether he's flashing the lights to wake a snoring intern or marveling at a coyote swimming to Alcatraz, you'll laugh, learn, and leave with a new appreciation for the Lone Star State's grit and character. Ready for more Texas-sized stories and wisdom? Hit play now! Don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with fellow fans of great storytelling—because every week brings a new tale you won't want to miss. 🎧✨

The Communications Crisis

In this episode, Kent discusses the pitfalls of using acronyms in professional and governmental communication, drawing from his experiences as a state senator and congressman. He shares anecdotes illustrating how acronyms can create confusion and alienate newcomers. Emphasizing the importance of clear and concise communication, Kent advocates for using full terms to ensure understanding among all audiences. Through personal stories and practical advice, he underscores the need for inclusivity and clarity to foster effective and collaborative environments.

"Power, Purpose, and the Price of a Good Story"

Episode Description "Does power truly change people—or does it simply reveal who they are?" 🤔 In this riveting episode Kent dives deep into the nature of influence, sharing unforgettable stories from his time in Texas politics, the halls of Washington, and the global stage at Davos. From the quirks of federal judges to the high-stakes drama of world leaders, Kent's tales are as insightful as they are entertaining. Listeners are treated to a front-row seat at the World Economic Forum, where Kent's panel on energy competed with Playboy Magazine for attention—"Find out who your competition is when you're going to speak. Don't get up there against Playboy Magazine, because nobody will come listen to you!" 😂 The episode explores urgent themes: the struggle for power, the impact of healthcare on our lives, and the future of jobs in America. Kent's personal journey through open-heart surgery is both moving and motivating, reminding us, "What you put in your stomach before you're 40 determines what we have to take out after you're 40." 💡 From mass protests in Iran to the rise of autonomous trucks in Texas, Kent's perspective is sharp, witty, and always authentic. You'll laugh at stories of truck drivers backing into impossible spaces, marvel at the economics of steakhouse deals for baseball stars, and reflect on the wisdom of "trouble rides a fast horse—so does inflation." Notable quotes and moments: "A power doesn't change people, it reveals them." "If you want to say something sensational, the press will be there." "You can't fix stupid." "If you get power, don't abuse it." Ready for a dose of Texas-sized storytelling, real-world wisdom, and a few laughs along the way? Hit play now! 🎧 Call to Action If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share it with friends who love great stories and sharp insights! ⭐️