Dad Pants

Lean into the Crust

Dad gripes abounds, more nicknames for Stu's son Dylan, a new Dad Commandment, the somewhat misnamed Matt's Health Corner, an actual question for the Pants Panel and Real Dad Time chat that is not for those with weak constitutions. Follow the Dad Pants socials for more Dad gear!

Blowfly Heaven (Buy Me a Pony Piss)

LOTS of poo poo and pee pee talk. Seriously, we are middle-aged people. What is wrong with us?

Christmas Waft

2026 - the year we officially became old cranky bastards.Ben, Matt, Rich and Stu go through their Xmas experiences. There are laughs, there is heartache, there is crank, there is complaining, there are tangents and maybe, just maybe, a lesson or two is learnt.Enjoyed these whinges? You can hear Stu and others whinging on the WFT podcast!https://podfollow.com/whats-fucked-todayA big thank you to the people that have bought items from Pins and Aces - it is much appreciated! 🛒 Pins and Aces - Premium golf apparel, bags & accessories💰 Get 21% OFF | Promo Code: DPTIMEhttps://pinsandaces.com/discount/DPTIME

FROM THE BOTTOM DRAWER: Jesus Mangomania

7 or 8 years ago, Matt invited Rich to help him come up with some answers to questions his then young daughters had put to him regarding the Saviour.Includes some random non-sequiturs at the end!

Tepid War

Have you found your fat seam sweet spot?We start off with Stu trying to get some consensus on an important matter, Household cold wars, Wiggo asks if he needs to hand his Dad card in, new segments “Matt’s Health Corner”, "Mow Council" and “What’s Derek Up To Now?” and, of course, lots of ham chat.