Doom Generation

Fatal Attraction ('87): "Glenn too Close!"

Fatal February is sneakin' creepin' peepin' and DER DA ALEX BEEEEEEE! We're kicking it off from the hair to the stare with multi-colored slime, REALLY sexy people, bad hair, a bummed out dawg, Martha and that mouth-shut money and JAMES FUCKHOUSE! Join us for a tiddy out tantrum because Glenn can smell it and she's closer than before. It's Fatal Attraction, now playing on Doom Generation!

Set It Off ('96): "The likes of Keith likes silky sheets."

Vajanuary is closing up and we made it y'all! We made sure to put our wigs on BEFORE we enter the bank because THAT'S THE PROCEDURE!Tune in for condescending dick, an unsuccessful crackhead, a non-English Nigel, Godfather cosplay and the oiliest sex scene featuring En Vogue! Celebrate Queen Latifah's strong wrists and SAGless Ursula in Fredericks of Hollywood and finally, share the tears we turd as we say tah-tah to TT. We're doing it to the left and the right, we're ready to Set It Off , this time on Doom Generation.

Thelma & Louise ('91): "You can have a 'lil hitchhiker as a treat."

Wheeeeeeeeeee! Start up the Thunderbird and crank up the Ballad of Lucy Jordan because we're driving off into the desert on an adventure with two best friends who find themselves in a heap of trouble. This week we discuss putting 1-800-COLLECT out of business, red bad, blue good, getting away with it if only we could read a map, hot boxing a cop, crop dusting an empty home, Dylan McDermott Mulroney (both sides!) and GATTACAAAAA! Let's go to Mexico it's Thelma & Louise, this time on Doom Generation - wanted in two states!

Mermaids ('90): "Blowin' dudes at the train tracks, that's my mom!"

We're at the mons of Vajanuary so join us as the Doom Crew learns to swim, a catholic Tina Belcher, fart chemical science, Cleo-spatula, Bob Hoskins succeeding where Jack Nicholson failed and oops, a broken hymen. Still saving ourselves for Jake Ryan even though he's a bus driving pederast because a real woman is never too old! Don't take your wig and go home, tune into Mermaids, it's there in his kiss on Doom Generation!

The Witches of Eastwick ('87): "Putitinyerbutt!"

Up next we're headed to a small town to meet three magical women and a horny lil' devil with a teeny lil' ponytail. We're dealing with snowy egrets, boobie dolls, dis-GUS-ting mouth stuff, and so much Gonzo dick and yet no dick at all. Divorce, desertion or death, don't break a bone and go insane it's a time where maybe we should have read the book even though we could have written it, a movie that made us avoid cherries for 35 years, fall in love with The Witches of Eastwick, this time on Doom Generation.