Bible Stories for Atheists

The Eyes Have It - End Times Pt. 8 (Audio Fixed)

Previous version of this episode was sped up. This should be better.Revelation starts heating up with the Four Horsemen, the Seven Seals, and the 144,000. There's probably more to say. I could talk about how funny we are, but that would be vain. I could talk about how funny you are, but that would be pandering. Maybe we could just pretend I had more interesting things to say here. You know who wouldn't unleash the Seven Seals on humanity? Arthur Morgan. I think that makes him better than Jesus.Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheistsWebsite - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

Home of the Cheese Steak - End Times Pt. 7

We finally dig into the book of Revelation! I'd say more but I'm posting this late and screw it I'm just getting this posted.Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

The 40 Year Old Virgin - End Times Pt. 6

In our exploration of the evolution of the end times through the bible we have breached the thin gossamer layer betwixt the testaments old and slightly less old. So we're talking about Jesus stuff again.What did Paul, who was writing decades before the first gospel was written, think was going to happen in the end times? And also, sure, what did the gospels say? And also, sure, what do we think about all of that? These are all extremely good questions that almost certainly will be answered by listening to this very week's episode.I'm not phoning in these descriptions. YOU ARE!Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

Unigoats - End Times Pt. 5

Better late than never! Here's the rest of the book of Daniel in all it's "glory". Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

Lions, Daniels, and Statues... Oh my! - End Times Pt. 4

We start the book of Daniel. A book full of meaningful insights into what it means to think of the mind of God... or some confusing bullshit that made people feel smart by buying a scroll instead of giving a hungry guy some food. Oh yeah, just the fact they bought the scroll that the bible is based on pisses me off now. This is how militant atheism starts!The writers of Daniel pretended to foretell the future. And Christians today pretend they were talking about people they weren't. That's it! Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists