Honestly Smartless

The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job

Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He's now reappeared three times, and this week he listened to the episode about himself, remembered everything we said, and cancelled Friday.Also this week: Chelsea is convinced Jim Carrey has been cloned and replaced by a Hollywood operative. Lindsay thinks it's just bad Botox. We nearly didn't make it through this episode together.Plus: Freebird as a song of choice during private times, the Call Her Daddy breakdown and why Sophia Franklin deserves better, the Tampa airport pajama ban which we fully support, and the Chelsea Misery Tour with stops including "where I gave my boyfriend handies in the car."You're welcome. New episodes every week. Follow @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Support the show for $10/month — link in show notes.Send us a textSupport the showConnect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Ellen and Edibles

Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut.Send us a textSupport the showConnect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Salmon Jizz

Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.Send us a textSupport the showConnect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Waste Management Phoenix Open Recap

RIGGS!!!! Recapping our master manifesting skills, WM Sausage Fest, hot golfers and Savannah Guthrie's mommy.Send us a textSupport the showConnect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Milk Mansion vs Bop House

Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world.Send us a textSupport the showConnect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month