Am I Old Yet? — Comedy audio drama

Waiting Game

This is Episode 5 of Season 12. It's very late at night, several hours after our elderly protagonist, Helen, was brought in unconscious after an unfortunate collision. The hospital staff at A&E (that's Accident and Emergency for our non UK listeners) are now exhausted as they come to the end of a very long shift. While our elderly protagonist, Helen, is still drifting in her mind between trying to get to grips with her current situation, and having flashback memories of events from her earlier life. You heard Roy R Carruthers as Philip, Patricia Gray as the Cafe Lady, John Warner as Jonathan, Frances Broudie Oldridge as Nurse Freda, Christopher McDougall as Dr Harold Godley, Wendy Lap as Ms McMillan and Nurse Cassy, and Flloyd Kennedy as Helen and Janey. The music and musical effects are by John T La Barbera. Much gratitude to our Patreon subscribers, who are receiving ad-free early access to all episodes. You can join them at Patreon.com/amIoldyet. Or just leave a one off donation to contribute towards our production costs. Thanks also to the team and fellow members at Fable and Folly for their support and encouragement. You can find and support our sponsors at FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Thanks for listening, stay safe. SFX crowd convention center walla expo english vancouver 2 by jerry.berumen -- https://freesound.org/s/768934/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 footsteps-in-a-hallway-47842^ Freesound.org other sfx recorded by Flloyd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Purgatory

This is Episode 4 of Season 12. Helen is still unconscious, as far as the medical profession can detect, but she's keeping herself amused in her head. And getting very bored. Her daughter Janey and son-in-law Jonathan are also trying to keep their spirits up, while the medical staff have problems of their own to contend with. You heard Roy R Carruthers as Philip, Patricia Gray as the Cafe Lady, John Warner as Jonathan, Frances Broudie Oldridge as Nurse Freda, Christopher McDougall as Dr Harold Godley, Wendy Lap as Ms McMillan and Nurse Cassy, and Flloyd Kennedy as Helen, Janey and the news announcer. The music and musical effects are by John T La Barbera. Much gratitude to our Patreon subscribers, who are receiving ad-free early access to all episodes. You can join them at Patreon.com/amIoldyet. Or just leave a one off donation to contribute towards our production costs. Thanks also to the team and fellow members at Fable and Folly for their support and encouragement. Thanks for listening, stay safe. SFX Sound Effect by https://pixabay.com/users/freesound_community-46691455/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Am I Dead Yet?

Helen, as you've probably worked out for yourselves, has had an accident and is presently in a coma in the Accident and Emergency Dept, where the staff are trying to figure out who she is. Helen, in her head, is desperate to know where she is, while her daughter Janey is also desperate to find her mother, helped by Helen's neighbour, Jennifer. The cast is: Frances Broudie Oldridge as Nurse Freda, Wendy Lap as Nurse Cassy, Christopher McDougall as Dr Harold Godley, Roy R Carruthers as Philip, John Warner as Jon Marsden, Erika Sanderson as Susie, and Flloyd Kennedy, as Janey, Jennifer, Ilse and Joey. The musical themes are by John T La Barbera. Thanks to our lovely supporters over at Patreon.com. You too are welcome to donate, or to become a regular subscriber with early access to all the episodes of the Season in one great big bingeable bundle. Thanks also to the Fable and Folly network and fellow members of the network who are so supportive and encouraging. Thanks for listening, stay safe. SFX Outside George Canning.wav by Walter_Odington -- https://freesound.org/s/26789/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where Am I?

Episode 2 of Season 12 continues with the mystery of whatever happened to Helen. Her neighbour Jennifer offers to help look for her, while Helen seems to be looking for herself. Ferdie was played by Chris Roust, Charmian by Catherine Pip, Roy Carruthers was Tom the Paramedic. Wendy Lap played Lou the Paramedic, as well as Nurse Cassy and Mrs McMillan. Christopher McDougall played Dr Harold Godley and the policeman, Frances Broudie Oldridge was Nurse Freda. Helen as a child, and as a teenager was played by Kate Hanley-Corley, Thomas was played by Piyush Agarwal, and grownup Helen and Janey were played by me, Flloyd Kennedy. The sound design is getting more complicated by the minute, but here's what I've managed: hospital emergency department was recorded by me at the Royal Liverpool, the cafe ambience was recorded at the Sweet Pea Cafe in West Kirkby. Road traffic, ambulance and police car sirens were recorded on Smithdown Road. Ambulance trolley by u_ivtxcu8cix from Pixabay The birds in Scene 8 were recorded by John Warner in his Brisbane garden. They include mynah birds , cockatiels and butcher birds. Australian Bush Morning Bird Atmos by theauteurist -- https://freesound.org/s/669105/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Please find and support our sponsors at www.fableandfolly.com/sponsors. Thanks for listening Stay safe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up, Helen?

"Am I Old Yet?" Instead of our usual format of short stand-alone episodes in the life of Helen Docherty, Season 12 kicks off in the form of a 6-episode serial, so make sure you subscribe to receive each new episode as it drops. And if you'd like to support the production, you can do that at buymeacoffee.com/amIoldyet. Helen is 81 years old, and she's fed up with lots of things, especially the News, but an invitation to spend the evening with her daughter Janey is not to be turned down. Can she get down to the shops and back in time without running into any trouble? In this day and age? If you would like to listen to all 6 episodes in one Omnibus Edition, just head over to Patreon.com/amIoldyet to make a donation or to subscribe. The cast is: John Warner as Jon (that's Janey's husband), Patricia Gray as the shopkeeper, Erika Sanderson as Susie and Flloyd Kennedy as Helen, Janey, Jennifer and Joey. The music is by John T La Barbera. I'd like to give a shoutout to our regular subscribers over at Patreon.com. It all helps, believe me. I'd also like to give a express my gratitude to the Fable and Folly network for their fabulous support and encouragement Please find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices