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Introducing: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture.Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors.Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Addison Peacock as Karen. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie. Maya Murphy as Millie. Adam Clark as Daniel Downripple. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Josh Rubino as Customer One. Brandon Finch as Customer Two. Kirsty Woolven as Customer Three. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Endeavor by Jahzzar. Pragia by Mystery Mammal. A Fog of Frequencies by Keshco. Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe Episode Transcript CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Sillars as Doctor K. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby at Park. Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Apollo by Mystery Mammal. Prometeo by Damiano Baldoni. Welcome to Nostalgia by Anonymous. The Fractured Flute of Time by Keshco. Ghosts in the Synapse by Keshco. This episode includes a recreation of the declassified document, Mars Exploration: 1984. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.  CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Claire Gaskell as Evie. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe. Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Cleanup Assistance by Newton Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Addison Peacock as Karen. Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness. David Sillars as Doctor K. Sena Bryer as Larry. Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker. Socks Whitmore as Sandwich Shop Worker. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Alamo by Glad Rags. The Group by Keshco. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com. STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices