Dawnversations: In My Head

Honk If You Need a Hug-Let’s Talk Road Rage

Ever notice how perfectly normal humans turn into emotionally unhinged circus animals the second they get behind a steering wheel? In this episode, Dawn dives headfirst into the wild world of road rage. From the mysterious disappearance of turn signals to the psychological meltdown caused by someone going 5 miles under the speed limit, we explore why driving makes otherwise decent people lose their ever-loving minds.Dawn questions whether zipper merging should be taught in kindergarten, and wonders why every commute feels like a low-budget action movie starring amateurs. With humor, honesty, and a little self-awareness, she reminds us that the person honking like a lunatic might just be… well… us.Consider this episode a group therapy session for anyone who has ever screamed alone in their car while pretending to be a calm, civilized adult five minutes later.#funny #humor #podcast #dawnversarions #inmyhead #RoadRage#CommuterLife#DrivingTherapy#UseYourBlinker#TrafficProblems#Relatable#CarConfessions#RushHourRants#AngerOnWheels#EverydayHumor#PeopleAreWild

Keith Morrison, Dateline, and our True Crime Obsession

Why do so many of us fall asleep to murder, wake up suspicious of our neighbors, and suddenly believe we could solve a cold case faster than the actual police? In this episode, I confess my deep, slightly concerning obsession with true crime, my emotional reliance on Keith Morrison’s voice, and why we all secretly think we’re one notebook away from cracking the case.We’re talking Dateline addiction, the comfort of familiar danger, and that weird confidence boost we get from yelling “IT WAS THE HUSBAND” at the TV while folding laundry. I dig into why true crime makes us feel smart, prepared, and oddly soothed, even though it’s literally about people disappearing.If you’ve ever gone down a rabbit hole, trusted your gut like a seasoned detective, or felt personally betrayed when the episode ends without answers, this one’s for you. Consider it therapy. Or evidence.

Word Slips, Brain Glitches, and the Hamburger Hotdog Incident

In this episode, Dawn recounts the moment her brain betrayed her in public when she confidently tried to order a beef taco and instead asked for a hamburger hotdog. What followed was not just family laughter, but a full internal spiral involving dementia, strokes, and premature placement in memory care.Using humor, self-awareness, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Dawn unpacks how one small verbal glitch can send our minds straight to worst-case scenarios. She explores why so many of us immediately assume something is “wrong” with us, especially when we’re tired, stressed, hormonal, or carrying everyone else’s mental load.This episode isn’t about medical diagnoses. It’s about panic thoughts, overthinking, and the very human experience of a brain that occasionally buffers in public. If you’ve ever forgotten a word, blanked mid-sentence, or scared yourself over something small, this one’s for you.Spoiler: it’s probably not the beginning of the end. It’s just your brain doing its best.

Every Time I Try to Work Out, Something Tries to Kill Me

"The Year of Health That Tried to Kill Me" In this episode, Dawn unpacks her not-so-successful journey with motivation, quitting the gym in her mind over and over, and how her best intentions somehow ended with matching orthopedic footwear instead of matching fitness goals. Naturally, Carol — Dawn’s inner nag and full-time interrupter — has plenty to say about the chaos.This isn’t a motivational fitness episode. It’s a very honest reminder that sometimes life claps back hard when you try to glow up — and the best you can do is laugh while limping through it.

Why Getting Dressed Feels like a Personal Attack

You've heard of apples, pears, bananas… but have you ever been personally victimized by a body type named after fruit? In this episode, Dawn takes you down her hilariously exhausting journey through every fashion framework on the internet — fruit shapes, color seasons, Kibbe types, essences, and more.With personal stories, questionable outfits, and a few spirals triggered by Pinterest, Dawn reveals the moment she realized she doesn’t need strangers to tell her who she is — especially not when it comes to her closet. Naturally, her inner nag Carol has opinions about all of it.If you've ever stood in front of your closet wondering why your favorite shirt suddenly looks like betrayal — this one’s for you.